Saturday, July 31, 2010

Boring Killers

I'm not sure how long it took, but I made it to 100 followers!! Thank you racufright_13 for becoming my 100th follower. I wish I had something special to give to you, but I don't. I guess you will just have to settle on my thanks. While looking for a movie to watch for today, I wasn't really sure what it was I wanted to watch. I wasn't really in the mood for a zombie movie. I am about done with a book dealing with zombies, so hopefully I will have a book review coming soon. I decided on a movie called Seed (2007), mainly because it was a serial killer movie. When I was going through my options, I did notice that Seed was directed by Uwe Boll so I passed on it. After going through a couple of more movies I went back to, after forgetting who it was directed by. Once it started to play I noticed his name again, but since I had already started watching it, I just went with it.

Max Seed (Will Sanderson) is apparently a very good killer. In six years he has managed to kill 666 people. Detective Matt Bishop (Michael Paré) is trying to catch the guy. In flashbacks we see Matt watching video tapes that Max has sent to the police, which has apparently given them a clue since they have a warrant to search a place. They go in the dead of night, and only Max and Matt come out alive. Sentenced to death, of course, Max goes to the electric chair. After two jolts though, he is still alive. State law says if a person can withstand three jolts, he or she has to be set free after getting medical attention. Instead of risking that though, they declare him dead, and bury Max while he is still alive. We all know that isn't going to sit too well with Max.

Seed was a movie I wasn't really expecting to like in any way. Sometimes that works in my favor, as the movie might not be great but will end up better than I was expecting. That wasn't really the case with Seed. There were a couple of places I thought it worked, but those weren't worth watching the whole movie for. Before Seed ever gets going, a warning is thrown up about some scenes of animal abuse being real footage. Boll, who had watched the original footage (which I hear is much more graphic than what ends up in the film, not that it isn't graphic enough), wanted to include it in Seed so he struck a deal with PETA. They gave the footage to him to use so that more people would become aware, but they also got some money out of it. They got a small percentage off the proceeds. If this kind of thing bothers you, and I would hope it does, it might be best to just fast forward through this part of the movie. It might not be as graphic as the uncut film PETA provided, but it is still very hard to get through. This is a small part of the film, but important to anyone going to watch it all the same. As to how this was used in Seed, Max was watching it, or maybe it was supposed to imply that it was something Max was doing to animals.

The rest of the movie is as my title implies: it was very boring. On both IMDb and Netflix, they talk about the plot of Max Seed being put on the electric chair, being buried alive, and taking revenge. This is all well and good except that doesn't happen until somewhere after the 40 minute mark. Up until then we are shown some of the tapes that Max sent to the police, which shows animals, and then humans (which includes a baby), locked in a room (not at the same time of course). They are left to starve and then decompose. The baby one bothered a lot of people. We are also shown how Max was arrested. I assume we were shown all of this to give us a better understanding of why the police, and Matt especially, wanted Max dead. But for a guy that supposedly killed 666 people, do we really need more reasons to understand why he is so hated? Another big problem was when I realized this was taking place in the 1970s. It isn't impossible that Max had video cameras set up in his lair, but how likely would that be? Even with all the things police can use to find out who killed a person, it is still impossible to know just how many deaths are from one person. I'm sure it was even worse in the 1970s, so I was curious to know how they came up with 666 people outside of it being a number just about everyone knows.

The effects seemed to have impressed a lot of people, or at least they get talked about a lot. I didn't find them bad, but I don't see the big deal about them either. One scene does stand out above the rest, but only because the scene went on for a long time. A nameless woman who we had never seen up until that point shows up late in the film. She is tied to a chair while Max circles her with a hatchet in hand. Once in a while he would hit her with the blunt end of it. The longer this went on, the harder he would hit her. Eventually blood would start to splatter the walls around them, and her head became hard to tell it was still a head. The longer the scene went, well over 4 minutes, the worse the CGI seemed to get. It was hard to tell since after a while the head was so hard to see even though everything else was well lit. I could be wrong, but I didn't see any blood get on Max at all. The acting wasn't all that good, but there were a couple of spots that I did think was good. Too bad the rest of the movie couldn't have been good as well. Michael Paré and Jodelle Ferland, who plays his daughter, both had scenes either together or separate that turned out very good.

The scenes where the acting turned out good happens to be the only time Seed perked my interest at all. That was for like two scenes, and one of those was the end sequence. I liked the ending, but I didn't at the same time. I know some people feel it is over used, but I like endings that don't really end on a happy note. Outside of that though, Seed was very boring to me. This was one of the few times I felt a movie was out to show violence for the sake of showing it. I have a detachment some people don't with movies. I know it is just a movie, that it is all just special effects, so there has to be more than just a killing to get me invested into it all. Boll seems to think that just by showing some random person being killed, that will scare me. Show me who the person is, let me get to know that person so when that person is murdered I will feel scared for the person. I can't pick just on Boll for this, as many other directors/writers do the same thing. Boll does manage to push my buttons some when he puts Jodelle Ferland's character in danger. That is what I was looking for since we did get to know her a little bit at least before that happened. I have only watched this and House Of The Dead, which I can say that Seed was slightly better than. Maybe some day I will watch more movies by Boll, but I won't be looking for them.
2 out of 5 Never seen so many newspaper clippings

Friday, July 30, 2010

MIWTS: Sucker Punch

I don't think this is a horror movie, but it does look very cool all the same. Not out until next year, and the month of my birthday, so I will be on the look out for it.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part Sixteen

I am a day behind getting this post up, to which I have to say that it could be worse. Another person I turned to for another guest posts is probably known to most of you. Rhonny Reaper is the woman behind Dollar Bin Horror. Her blog has really been taking off, and it is no wonder. Taking two things a horror fan loves, anything horror and saving money, is any wonder why people love Dollar Bin Horror so much?

I wanted to ask Rhonny to do a guest post not because she happens to have a popular blog. I happen to like it as well, and I respect her for going through the cheap bin in order to review movies for all of us. Being a supporter of low budget movies myself, I have managed to get through some very bad movies. That is just something I have to take a chance on though when I pick movies out to watch. When picking something out of a cheap bin though, well...they are there for a reason. That reason is usually because they just don't sell. Your chances of getting a very bad movie out of the cheap bin is much higher, which is why I respect Rhonny so much. Anyone willing to sit through a bad movie in order to review it is someone I wanted to find out what they considered a favorite movie. Would it be a more popular movie? Or maybe it would be a movie that could be found in a cheap bin somewhere? When Rhonny sent me her guest post, I admit I was a little surprised by the movie she had selected. I will turn things over now to Rhonny so you can all find out what one of her favorite movies is.


A movie that I have come to love over the years is the first Saw film. Whether you like the series or not, you cannot deny that the original film was one of, if not the most, creative and original films that came out at the time it was released. It had everything a good horror film should have; a great plot, suspense, a twisted ending that you didn't see coming, and a bit of gore to top it all off.

The film opens up with a strong scene. We see Adam waking up from a bath tub in the middle of god knows where with a companion he can only hear. When the lights turn on, amazing camera work shows a dead body lying between the two shackled men, holding a gun and a tape recorder. The events continue until our two companions listen to their own tapes, found placed in their pockets, and realize the are in the middle of a sick and twisted game in which only one of them is supposed to survive.

Lets start with the plot itself. All of the "games" played were meant to teach a lesson. The killer doesn't actually want anyone to die, but to live and learn the value of there lives. The"players" are people who have taken for granted all that they had and in order to survive, they not only have to follow the rules, but in the process they must learn why they are where they are. Up until this point, I had never seen a film quite like it and I felt intrigued by the concept itself.

Then we have the acting. Cary Elwes is an amazing actor and makes the perfect Doctor Gordon. He goes from the calm, collected, "lets figure this out" kind of guy to the completely insane "I must save my family man" by the end of the film convincingly. Adam, played by co-writer Leigh Whannell, is great in his first feature acting gig (he was originally the "Amanda" character in the original Saw short film sent to companies for review). And speaking of Amanda, the head trap scene has become one of the most iconic horror scenes not only because of the cruelty of the trap, but because of her strong performance (her eyes when she was watching her Jigsaw tape were perfectly full of terror).

Then we have the shocking ending. When the "what we thought was dead" corpse rises off the floor only to reveal he was the real Jigsaw, my jaw almost hit the floor. I didn't see it coming and I loved the fact that I was in a serious state of shock. When the scene cut to the key falling down the drain, my first reaction was "holy shit he ain't getting out!" and I thought Jigsaw closing the door for us to hear Adam's last screams in the dark it was the perfect ending to an amazing film.

Whenter or not you like the series as a whole, the original Saw will go down in history as one of the great films of horror history.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Lovecraft Goes Crazy

What a day yesterday. If you are wondering who won the Danielle Harris autographed picture, the big winner this time around was Jimmy The Saint. Congrats Jimmy! Even though I only had four people ask to be included, I very much appreciate all of you that did so. I have one more thing to give to someone, so look for a post about that soon. The good news for me is I am over my headache at long last! I had it for over 24 hours, but now it is gone! Of course I missed a day of work because of it, but that is okay. It has given me time to watch Beyond The Wall Of Sleep (2006) at least. I had read that some feel this movie was a pretty good Lovecraft movie. When I was buying up DVDs a while back, the video store had it so I grabbed it up. I figured I would watch it next since I just watched a different Lovecraft film not long ago.

Joe's (William Sanderson) whole family has been murdered. Since he is found holding a severed head, he is thrown into the state asylum. Since Joe is considered a backwards mountain man, he isn't treated all that kindly by the doctors. He has growths on his back that look like a face and hands. Doctor Wardlow (Kurt Hargan) wants to remove the growths, but Doctor Fenton (Marco St. John) won't allow it. Since Fenton runs the place, Wardlow has no choice but to back down, at least for now. Intern Edward Eischel (Fountain Yount) sees something else in Joe though and takes him into his care. Eischel has a woman down in the basement who he has been experimenting with how electricity affects the brain. Eischel thinks he can use this to get the thing that is inside Joe out of him.

Beyond The Wall Of Sleep is an odd movie. Depending on who you ask, directors Barrett J. Leigh and Thom Maurer have either followed the short story by Lovecraft, or only have the basics of it in their film. As I understand it, the short story is only four pages long. To make a full length film out of that, I would hope that the film makers did add a lot of their own stuff to it. Even if they did, which I do believe that they did, it does still have a Lovecraft feel to it. Eischel is as nutty as some of the people that have to be there. Madness is something that Lovecraft loved to write about, as he believed the human mind wouldn't be able to handle the cosmic things they came up against. I know, even though I have yet to read his stories, I do know the basics of them. Beyond The Wall Of Sleep is shot mostly in black and white, but color does show up once in a while. The colored sequences, which are often quick edits that are used a lot, is supposed to represent when the dream world is crossing into the real world. I hope I got that right anyway. The quick editing got old fairly quick, since it is used often. The story was a little hard to follow, but I think that had more to do with battling a headache that refused to go away more than the actual plot. The asylum itself came off very creepy and is probably how a lot of people would think of them for early 1900's.


The acting was very over the top in most cases. Fountain Yount wasn't too bad really, but had a bad wig on which could be distracting at times. Marco St. John had a bad accent going, while Kurt Hargan chewed up every scene he was in. Tom Savini shows up as the Sheriff for a short scene. Depending on who you ask, many felt he was the best actor in the film. The effects were too bad, but a lot of them showed up in the quick editing sequences. We do see a brain a lot, well the top of it anyway. The CGI "monster" didn't look great, but was only there for a short while.

What impresses me the most about Beyond The Wall Of Sleep had nothing to do with the film itself. The film makers know that the end film didn't turn out very good. They try not to make any claims that it is good, but they are still proud of it. They posted a note about the film on IMDb. In it they say that they set out to make a German Expressionist with mythological overtones. They admit that they veered off the short story by Lovecraft, but only did so because they wanted to make a horror movie instead of a Sci-Fi movie. As for the quick editing, they have a reason for that as well. It doesn't sound like it was intended that way, but someone on the crew checked the undeveloped film as luggage at the airport. Because of that, 26 cans of film was exposed to radiation. Even though it didn't turn out like they wanted, they are still happy with it, mainly because they got it finished and got it out there. Instead of trying to tell everyone how wrong they are for not liking their movie, they have taken it to heart and try to listen to it all. I have to respect them for that and wish them luck with future films. On a side note, the directors like the poster below the best.


Even though I didn't like this one a whole lot, others do really seem to enjoy it. If quick editing really bothers you, you may want to skip over Beyond The Wall Of Sleep. It does have a weird story to it that I think I would really like if things had been better. Fans of Lovecraft seem pretty split about it. You know now how I feel so I will let you all decide if it is something you want to take a chance on.
2 out of 5 Never seen a split personality like that before

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part Fifteen

Since I got my net back up and running fine again, I thought I would go ahead and get my guest post up today as well. The guest post today isn't from someone I know. Some of the other guests posts I admit I didn't know the person well, but at least I knew their blogs. A while back, just as I was thinking about starting up my guests posts again, Dylan Duarte from Star Costumes sent me an email. In it he explained that he liked my blog and was interested in doing a guest post if I was so inclined to do so.

Dylan offered to write a review, or if I had a certain request for a guest post then he would do that instead. Since I was throwing the idea of starting up the birthday posts again, I threw that idea by him. I figured since he was offering, I might as well put him to use. Yes that is right, I used him and I would do it again! Seriously though, since I don't know much about Dylan, other than he seems like a nice guy who took to my idea for a guest post and ran with it, I will just turn this over to him so he can tell you about one of his favorites.


Explaining why John Carpenter's 1982 sci-fi horror The Thing is a great movie seems unnecessary. The movie has gained a massive cult following and has wound up on several "best of" lists, cementing its status as a bona fide classic. But what is it about the movie that makes it so memorable?

Kurt Russell/ R.J. MacReady

Kurt Russell has range, and while it's good to see him display that every so often, it's his everyman that really shines. Snake Plissken may be one of the coolest characters to every grace the silver screen, and his performance as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone is one for the ages, but it's his Average Joe character that everyone can get behind. R.J. MacReady, his character in The Thing, is just a helicopter pilot who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. When Dr. Blair destroys the helicopter in a well-intentioned but misguided attempt at keeping the alien contained, MacReady's purpose goes up in flames. At this point, he's just a man who likes Chess. Or is he?

This is Kurt Russell we're talking about. Or R.J. MacReady. It doesn't matter, in my mind they're one and the same. But don't let his friendly demeanor fool you. Everyman Kurt Russell may be more friendly and approachable than Snake Plissken, but when push comes to shove, he'll thrown down just as hard. Not only does MacReady rise to the occasion, he lights it on fire, too. And all the while, we're feeling every bit of fear, hopelessness, and perseverance, because Kurt Russell is good at what he does.

Practical Effects

Before the days of CGI, special effects had to exist in the real world. There were multiple kinds of effects and The Thing presents a masterful blend of prosthetics and animatronics with a little bit of stop-motion animation thrown in for good measure. Leading the charge was 22-year-old Rob Bottin, who almost worked himself to death. For a little over a year, Bottin worked seven days a week, including some nights, to the point where he got so sick that John Carpenter threw him in the hospital once production wrapped up.

He was originally given $750k to work with, but that number doubled as production went on. Luckily, it paid for some of the most memorable FX shots in film history. And he wasn't the only one working hard on the project. The "Blair Monster" at the end of the movie had a total of 63 technicians operating it, pulling cables and monofilament line and operating hand puppets, and they were all standing just outside of the frame. At one point Bottin himself climbed into the creature to work the dog that bursts from its stomach.

And then of course you've got Stan Winston, who did most of the work on the dog creature and insisted on being uncredited, so as to not steal Bottin's time in the spotlight.

The amount of tender, loving care that went into The Thing, combined with the real, tangible practical effects, made for an incredible visual exprience. When people say that The Thing is one of the scariest movies of all time (and they do say that), they're talking about Bottin's excellent work.

Antarctica

Antarctica has provided the setting for plenty of horror films over the years and it's no surprise why. I can think of no scarier place on Earth than this freezing cold, unpopulated land mass that is cut off from all major civilization by the Southern Ocean. And despite 98% of the continent being covered by ice, Antarctica is technically a desert because of how little rain it receives. Running into a hostile alien would be terrifying regardless of the location, but knowing that even if you survive you'll probably freeze to death anyway makes the situation so much more bleak. And that bleakness really gives The Thing a special atmosphere.

Of course, there were other factors that made The Thing the masterpiece that it is, specifically John Carpenter himself. But the man has made a lot of movies, and a lot of good ones, but The Thing still has something special that the others lack and that "thing" makes it one of the greatest movies of all time.

Dylan Duarte is a horror buff and writer who writes about Halloween costumes over at Star Costumes. He can be reached at dylnduarte at gmail.com.

Zombies Make The News

I had intended to put up another guest post by now, but my internet connection doesn't want me doing that it seems. I have no net for my desktop computer, which is where I need to access my email from, but I have it for my laptop computer even though it comes from the same connection. I have someone coming over today to take a look at it for me, so hopefully that will get fixed soon (it is fixed now, yay). This stuff always seems to happen around the time a give away is about to end. I didn't get very many people to enter in either give away this time around, but I will talk about that more later. I went to bed supper early last night and ended up waking up in the middle of the night wide awake. In order to find something to do, I went ahead and watched the next movie I had lined up, Feeding The Masses (2004).

This story takes place in Rhode Island where a newly named virus, the Lazarus Virus, is causing the dead to come back to life. I was never clear if this is only taking place in Rhode Island or elsewhere as well. Either way, the government knows about what is going on and is trying to control it. The problem though is that they have taken over the news stations in order to control what everyone knows about it. Yes the dead are coming back to life, and yes they are even killing the living and eating them, but there is nothing to worry about. In the middle of this is a small crew from Channel 5. Torch (Billy Garberina) is the camera man, and as close to a main character as we get. Torch wants to be remembered by the footage he films. Shelly (Racheal Morris) is the reporter, who hopes that her coverage of the virus will land her a spot on the national news. James (Michael Propster) who takes care of all the stuff back at the station. And then there is Roger (Patrick Cohen) who is their military escort, and also has feelings for Shelly. Even though they have their own reasons to do so, they have decided it is time that the truth be told for once.

If you go by the average rating on Netflix for this movie, you might get scared away. It averages 2 stars, which didn't surprise me since Feeding The Masses is a low budget film. These types of films don't normally get a very good rating. People who aren't used to the non Hollywood style, often cry out that these are the worst films ever! I was surprised to see that IMDb gives it an average of almost 5 stars. Depending on the movie, but most times IMDb does rate a low budget movie higher than Netflix will. To their credit, Netflix did give it a guess rating of almost 3 stars for me. While looking it up and reading other reviews, I found more good reviews, not great ones but good all the same, than I did bad ones. Their argument is that Feeding The Masses offers up a different than normal zombie plot. This is why they raise it slightly above and give it an average/slightly better than average rating. I admit that instead of the usual band of survivors trying to fight off or hole up against unknown amount of zombies, Feeding The Masses does offer up something different. But does that really justify giving it a better rating?

The very reason others thought that the plot helped Feeding The Masses, I felt hurt it some. Would the government really try and make us believe it was safe to go out when it wasn't at all? If the zombie problem was as bad as the movie wants us to believe, all one would have to do is look out their window and see for themselves. No amount of news or other people telling you otherwise will be able to convince you if you can see it with your own eyes. It is never addressed but what about the internet? I can see the government or city shutting down the internet in the area, but what about everywhere else? I'm not going to say I hated this movie, because I didn't. It did have some bright spots. Some of the commercials they made were pretty good. They added a little laughter to the film. I thought the best one was for like an info commercial on what to do if you find a zombie attacking you: just play dead! The party bus was also funny in a way: What better way to kiss your ass goodbye!

The effects are pretty basic. Even though the story has to do with flesh eating zombies, we never really see that happening. There is some blood here and there, but nothing major. The zombies also are pretty basic, with some looking better than others. The worst of the effects is when they tried to include CGI. The explosions, fire, and muzzle fire are thrown in thanks to CGI. It isn't used very often, which is good considering how bad it looked. The acting was much the same way. Each of the main actors had moments where they were pretty good. For every one of those moments though, you can point to just as many, if not more, bad spots in their acting.

I don't know how true it is, but one review said that the budget for Feeding The Masses was only $7,000. I do know that it was shot entirely in Rhode Island over 15 days. I understand the story being different setting it apart, but I did feel the film makers should have scaled it down. It is hard to convince someone the end of your world is about to happen thanks to zombies, when you barely see any. Apparently you don't even have to shoot them in the head to kill them. It isn't until the end of the movie that we start seeing a lot of zombies at once, which only made me laugh in a way. I did so because even though zombies are right next to people, they don't shoot the zombies until they are about to reach for them. Anyway, Feeding The Masses wasn't too bad a film. I have watched much worse, but I did feel it could have been a lot better too. It did have that low budget feel to it, though this time I thought that feel worked against it. I wouldn't really tell anyone to go rent it, but I wouldn't fault someone from giving it a try either.
2 out of 5 Would you try to just play dead with zombies around?

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Amityville Filming Location

While I was checking my email, I came across an article about the original house that was used for filming in the original The Amityville Horror. I often read this set of articles, even if I had never watched the movie that is being talked about. Since this one was about a horror movie, I thought I would pass it on to all of you. The article is written by Chris Jordan. Please excuse the comment section of the article. A lot of people don't seem to understand that the house used in the film is at a different location than the real house. Not sure how many comments I read where people complained the house isn't in NJ, but it is in NY. It just goes to show people skim articles more than they read them sometimes.

Here is a sample of the article:

The house at 18 Brooks Drive in Toms River, New Jersey, is not haunted. Nor did ghastly murders take place there. But sure enough the house was featured in the 1979 mega hit 'The Amityville Horror.'


The movie 'The Amityville Horror' was based on events that supposedly happened in a Dutch Colonial house in the town of Amityville on Long Island, N.Y. According to Jay Anson's book 'The Amityville Horror,' the Lutz family lived there for 28 days before fleeing because it was haunted. The year before the Lutzes moved in, Ronald DeFeo murdered his mother, father, two brothers and sister there in 1974.

Filmmakers came to Toms River to recreate the Amityville house and after rearranging the facade a bit, it was showtime. The film starred James Brolin as George Lutz, who moves his family, which includes Margot Kidder as wife Kathleen Lutz, into a dream home that turns into a nightmare. Rod Steiger played the concerned Father Delaney. The family in the movie fled the house after a series of terrifying paranormal events. The original film spawned two direct sequels, which also featured the house on 18 Brooks Dr., a remake in 2005 (sans 18 Brooks Dr.) and a string of TV and straight-to-video variations.

You can read the rest of it here.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Calling Out The Old God

As I did last time with my guest posts, I am trying to separate them some by adding something of my own in between them. The guest posts are nice since they require little work, most of the time anyway, on my part which gives me more time to work in a movie. I have one more guest post ready to go, with three more in the works. I am hoping to talk my into a few more after that as well. Last night I was looking for a movie that was short. The movie I thought about watching was a little over 2 hours long, and I didn't really want to stay up that late. I came across The Call Of Cthulhu (2005) with a time of 47 minutes. This was perfect, and I had heard a few good things about it as well.

I can't say that I am a fan of H.P. Lovecraft. I have never read any of his stuff, even though I keep meaning to do so. Years ago a friend of mine, who happens to be a big Lovecraft fan, talked to me about going to Rhode Island in order to go to a Lovecraft convention. The author Brian Lumley was going to be there, who I have read some books by, so I agreed to tag along. I got a book signed by Lumley, first book I have had signed by the author, and took a tour of Providence. Why take a tour? I was bored for one thing, but some of the places Lovecraft wrote about are actual places. These were pointed out, along with a few places Edgar Allan Poe was known for. Even though I was lonely, I went on the tour while my friend did something else, I did find it interesting. It was also my first time in Rhode Island and Boston, so that was very cool as well. Anyway, on with the review.

If you have read the short story The Call Of Cthulhu, then you can skip past this. Writer Sean Branney and director Andrew Leman have done their best to present the short story as faithfully as possible. Not that I would know, but many others describe this movie as the most faithful of all movies made based on a Lovecraft story. A man (Matt Foyer) is asked by his dying uncle (Ralph Lucas) to take care of his estate once he passes on. The man agrees and as he is going through his uncle's things, he comes across some newspaper clippings and research that his uncle had been doing about a series of events that took place years before. The story is told in a series of flashbacks that show us what the uncle and the man uncover about the old God Cthulhu.

Besides being faithful to the way that Lovecraft himself wrote the story, they also decided to film the movie in a way that would have been done around the time the story was originally written. The Call Of Cthulhu was first published in 1926, so Leman decided to go with a 1920's style of film. The Call Of Cthulhu is a film that was shot in black and white, and is also a silent film. You should also know this was all done with a very low budget, but they manage to pull it off all the same. While the look of the film still comes across as a new film trying to look old, it was still interesting to see a movie done in this way. It is a lost art so to speak. They do a good job with getting the feel of a silent movie though. All we hear is music, and maybe one sound effect if I remember right. Place cards are used to tell us what is being said. I haven't watched very many silent movies so I don't know if some things are never shown on place cards. There were times the actors was saying something, but we are never told what. Some of these it was easy to lip read what was being said, and other times it was explained in actions. This wasn't always the case though. Either way though, I still felt left out. It reminded me of when I was a movie that is sub titled or dubbed because if they don't tell me what a newspaper clipping someone is reading says, I don't know if I might be missing something important.

The way that The Call Of Cthulhu was shot is also an interesting story. The house that Lovecraft wrote this story in was used in the film. The house was filmed, and then they took old footage they found of that street and digitized it around the house. This wasn't the only scene done this way. The swamp scenes, which was my favorite part of the movie, are a few shots done separately and then put together. Sometimes it worked well, like the swamp scene, but at other times I didn't like how it turned out. They also wanted to use a special effect for Cthulhu that might have been used back in the day. They went with stop motion for Cthulhu. While I agree this was being used at the time, I have never really been a big fan of it. Even though Cthulhu appears in the story, although some disagree with that statement, and I know the movie is faithful to it, it doesn't mean they had to show him in the movie. In this case I do feel that less would have been more.

The acting wasn't too bad, but most times they lacked the exaggerated movements that you would often see in these types of films. My main problem was all the flashbacks. Reading the story in this way probably wouldn't be as bad, since my attention is usually completely on the book I am reading. I always try to give a movie my full attention, but it is much easier to be distracted. Not that I was in this case, but I can easily see someone who isn't fully focused on the movie easily getting confused by it. There are a lot of flashbacks, and even flashbacks within flashbacks.

For what it is, and it being a low budget film, The Call of Cthulhu isn't a bad film at all. Some feel they should have just told the story instead of trying to make it look like a 1920's film. In a way I agree, but at the same time it does set this movie apart because of that. If you enjoy the silent films, you might want to give this one a try to see how it compares. If you are a big Lovecraft fan, many feel this is the film to beat. As for me, I did enjoy it but I thought it could have been better than it turned out. Too many scenes didn't look all that great to me. Some might say that I have been spoiled by today's special effects, but I don't need a lot of them to enjoy a movie. I still loved the swamp scene, so I will always have that at least.
3 out of 5 Wouldn't ramming a big monster also hurt your ship?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part Fourteen

It is time for another guest post. I was excited to get this person to do a guest post for me. There have been a few people that I thought would just blow me off when I asked if they would be willing to do a guest post. Nothing against Andre Dumas, but I just didn't think she would be do a guest post for me. Her blog, The Horror Digest, is currently ranked number one on Horror Blips. To get people like Andre, Stacie, B-Sol, and all the others that have agreed for that matter, is very much an honor to me.

My nickname for Andre is the busy bee. Unlike my own blog, I am always seeing that Andre has added a post to her blog. Rare is it that I see she has gone more than 24 hours without adding something new, even rarer to see it go past 48 hours. I have an old habit of not sticking with something for a long period, which is why I have been surprised that I have managed to blog for five years now. I have periods where I don't post for a long time, or I just post here and there. Not Andre though. In just half a year she has managed more posts than I have in a whole year! It is easy to see why The Horror Digest has shot to number one. Not only does Andre post a lot, but she is also a very skilled writer. I didn't know about her blog until it came time for the Ms. Horror Blogosphere, and I am sure glad that I discovered her blog. I don't think I have commented on any of her posts yet, but I do enjoy reading them. Now if I can only figure out how she posts so much....

I will turn things over to Andre now so she can tell all of you about one of her favorite movies:



Perhaps one of my greatest weaknesses as a movie watcher is my unwillingness to watch a movie that I have not seen. Horrible I know, but I always seem to want to watch a movie that I’ve seen 30 times over a movie that I know nothing about. This plays into the fact that I’m afraid of both new experiences and exploring the unknown. I enjoy the comfort of the familiar and to this day will only order the same thing from my favorite Chinese food restaurant. Yes I know I’m boring and predictable, but it’s just so nice and cozy there. Of course one must realize that every movie I am comfortable with at some point started out as a never before seen one. Therein lies my stubbornness.

At first I struggled with the very idea of picking a favorite movie and talking about it. There were so many and picking one was like deciding which child of mine I would want to live, while the rest perished in the bowels of Satan. But then it hit me--The Warriors! A film that was unique in that I had resisted to watch it because of my very same aversion for the new and unexplored. But a film that had instantly become my favorite after only one viewing.

Back in the dark ages, aka before I ever saw The Warriors, I couldn’t see myself liking it because nothing about it seemed particularly interesting. Gangs? Bleck! In fact, my aversion to the film before watching was so great, that I had mentally decided to hate it before ever pushing the play button on the remote. I decided that The Warriors was just a movie that guys pretended to like to seem cool. I had not however, foreseen the possibility that The Warriors was actually one of the greatest stories ever told.

If you don’t know, The Warriors is based on the novel of the same name by Sol Yurick. It begins with representatives from all the gangs across New York meeting up in the Bronx to listen to gang leader Cyrus’ plan for the future. There has been a truce instated where no one is allowed to be packed or bring weapons--in short no fighting between gangs is allowed. By Cyrus’ calculations if this truce is applied to all the gangs in the New York, that equals 60,000 of them and only 20,000 cops. Can you dig it? That means New York could easily be run by gangs. Hooting and hollering commences but is then broken when Luther, the token crazy person of the gang The Rogues, shoots Cyrus with a gun. In the chaos that ensues, Luther points to one of the Warriors claiming that he saw him shoot Cyrus. The Warriors flee and before long come to the conclusion that the truce has been broken, and they are miles away from home with no weapons to keep them safe, and those 60,000 something gangs after them.

There are many things that make The Warriors a masterpiece. From the idea that the story is modeled after the Anabasis, to the eerie backdrop of Coney Island in the opening moments, to the film’s uncanny ability to make you sympathize with gang members, the list could go on and on. Sure, the wide array of different gangs, equally entertaining and comical are for many what drives this film home, but for me it’s all about the Warriors. The title says it all doesn’t it? It’s not called Gangs of New York,


it’s called The Warriors plain and simple. Yes, this too is a story of courage and those words could not be more true.

After I saw The Warriors for the first time, I was met with an unfamiliar feeling of elation. I was fully obsessed with the greatness that is- the Warriors. All at once I began planning my Halloween costume, although my plans were slightly marred when I realized the bare chest under their signature leather vests would greatly complicate things for me. Instead I switched my life goal to include figuring out how to tell the world that I had a new love of my life. The Warriors were resourceful, the underdogs, they had not been expected to survive and yet they made it home to Coney Island unscathed. The film made me want even want to be in a gang! Well a pretend gang at least. The Warriors were just so cool. They never got too hot-headed, and they always managed to be the better men. And what’s more---they accomplished this all without being packed (That means without being armed or carrying a gun for those not in a gang or those who are not as big a loser as I am).This of course makes the Warriors’ flight even more impressive.


The Warriors remains a favorite film of mine because it inspires greatness. Keep in mind that I’m not trying to be a loser I’m being honest and I don’t care if my reputation will sour because of it (Swan wouldn’t). The film does something to me that few today will do--it makes me want to get up and start air punching things. It makes me want to run through the streets of New York and dare people to mess with me. And it continues to inspire greatness long after your viewing. Clearly when I missed the last train home last month and was forced to walk home, no one dared mess with me because of the way I was channeling Swan's stony facial expression. Clearly.


Sure it may not be technically great or embody those characteristics that only movie snobs really care about, but what does that matter? If anything, The Warriors reawakened an old part of me that watched films in order to be entertained and excited. At the same time, it killed that other part of me that figured one should only watch films that are cinematic masterpieces, as instructed to us by farty movie people that think they are better than us. Although I think The Warriors has the great virtue of being fun and entertaining AND actually being a great movie.

The story told is exciting, nerve racking, and entertaining. It forces us to follow this gang and become entirely affected by what happens to them. It even strikes up moments of romance in the most brutal and honest of ways. It has in short, everything we could ever need from a film. It involves us in the story in the simplest of ways and by its end we feel happily out of breath. For we too have raced from the Bronx to Coney Island and returned with our dignity in tact.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Best Cemetary Around

I'm sorry things have been slow here the last few days. Wednesday I got some bad news to start my day with. A family friend lost her husband during a simple operation. I assume it had something to do with a reaction to the anaesthetic, but I haven't heard the official cause, nor will I ask. Then later that night I found out a neighbor that I hang out with often had a heart attack. Not a server one, and by that I mean he didn't die from it, but it was still a shock to me. This last weekend was also busy for me as well. I went to visit my neighbor in the hospital, and I have a viewing to go to. Hopefully things will return to normal now. I sure hope they do, but I can't promise anything. The night before I got all the bad news, I did watch Cemetery Man (1994). This was a movie that someone I would chat with really wanted me to watch for some reason.

Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) live in a cemetery in a small town somewhere in Italy. Along with his friend and helper Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro), they take care of the dead coming into the cemetery, and also the dead that come out of their graves. Francesco doesn't really question why this happens. Instead he just waits for this to happen so he can take care of the zombies, and put them back where they belong. He takes everything in stride and until a beautiful woman (Anna Falchi) shows up to bury her husband. Francesco only knows her as She, but he falls in love with her at first sight. She likes Francesco as well, and they quickly become involved. They become a bit distracted when her husband rises from the grave though. What happens changes the way that Francesco thinks, and he decides that he wants to leave for good.

Even though Cemetery Man was requested over and over by the same person, I didn't bump it up in my queue since it was close to the top anyway. Only problem was that at the time he started to request it, I was in the middle of my challenge from last year. Because of that I kept adding movies for the challenge in front of it. I got through those, plus a few others there were in front of it anyway, but then I would start moving other movies in front of it. I wasn't doing it on purpose, just the way things ended up working out. I had added Cemetery Man long before it became a requested movie though. I had heard a lot about it, almost all of it was great things. When I had decided to watch it, I had just gotten home from work. It had been a hot day, and I ended up being outside most of the day. By the time I was home, I was hot and a bit tired. This isn't always a factor for me, but I know how I feel mentally can affect what I think of a movie. Cemetery Man was a fun movie. I will give it that hands down. Some of the situations presented in this film are very different from other zombie movies. The best example is probably the boy scouts that come back as zombies. You don't see zombie kids all that often, so this was nice. As many of you know, I love it when kids die in a movie, and here they die twice! One of the characters falling in love with a zombie head, although how it can still talk was a mystery to me, was also fun.

Towards the middle of the movie the tone starts to change. Instead of being a mostly fun zombie movie, it starts to make you think about what is going on as well. I wasn't ready for this, and with my brain not firing on all cylinders anyway, I was a little slow catching up with the plot. I still was able to figure out what was going on though. It took me some thinking after the movie to figure out everything, but that never bothers me. Because it turned into a thinking persons movie, and since you may not catch onto the way the movie ends, it left some people not liking it at all. Mindless entertainment has its place, but I like a story that makes me think things out.

The effects are mostly good, but there were spots I felt it could have been a lot better. It can be a pretty graphic movie at times, but it is mostly done in an offbeat kind of way that takes the edge off it. There was one point in the movie towards the end actually, where you can see where an effect is going to take place. They tried covering it with makeup, but it still didn't look completely right. I don't know why they didn't have the actress do the scene without the effect, and then edit the effect in once it was filmed. I watched the movie with English dubbing because that is the way it played when I put it in. I don't normally go in and change it unless the dubbing or sub titles are very bad for whatever reason. I didn't have a problem with the dubbing at all, thought it was pretty well done actually. I did notice the sub titles, at least in the trailer, were a little different than the dubbing. Rupert Everett was very good in the lead role. Anna Falchi was also good, but her character became a bit confusing, as she reappears as someone new. In her only role, I found that I like Fabiana Formica the best. I didn't like her character at first, but it became more interesting as the movie went along.

Even though I was borderline out of it when I started to watch Cemetery Man, it grew on me the longer it went. I admit it lost me a bit because of how tired I was feeling, but I still was able to follow it enough to figure out what was happening for the most part. I liked how fun it could be, with the boy scouts and even the zombie with his motorcycle. I had to laugh at the girl that didn't want to be bothered because her boyfriend was eating her. What girl doesn't like that? Too bad it wasn't the kind of eating I was thinking of though. I also enjoyed trying to figure out what the ending of the movie meant. If you haven't watched Cemetery Man yet, I think you should find it. It is different enough to be funny, and smart enough to make you think things out. The effects could have been better in places which was really the only problem I had with it. Not everything meant to be funny was, but that didn't happen much for me. I would like to watch it again someday when I'm not so tired, as I think I would appreciate it more than I did at the time. Despite that, it is one I would highly recommend.
4 out of 5 Would you let your lover turned zombie eat you?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part Thirteen

As you may remember, a while back I did a series of posts where I asked various bloggers to give me their view of a favorite movie. I was done with them, but the other night I decided to extend the series. I set out and found some more of my favorite bloggers and asked if they might be interested in doing a guest post. As of this writing, I asked eight people but have only heard back from four of them. Hopefully the others will come around, or maybe I just sent the email to the wrong email account. First up from the new series of posts will be The Divemistress from Zombots!

I admit I haven't read a lot of stuff from Zombots, but I have been finding myself reading it more and more. You will find a link to Zombots in my link section for two reasons mostly. One is just because I do enjoy what I have read there.The Divemistress really is doing some nice work there. If you haven't checked out her blog, I hope her guest post here will convince you to do so. The other reason was because she was in the Ms. Horror Blogosphere along with me, and now part of the Tea Party Of The Dead group along with me also. What better reasons do I need than those? I have only talked with her the short while in email for this post, but she does across as a very nice person. I hope I get to work with her some more in the near future. Since I can't think of too much more to say, I will turn things over to The Divemistress so she can talk to all of you about one of her favorite movies:


PREDATOR


*If you’ve not seen Predator, stop reading and go see it. This review will still be here when you get back.

I have a lot of favourite movies—it’s notoriously hard to pick just one. There are movies I love for their story, movies I love for their look or action, and there are movies that have no merit whatsoever but I love ‘em anyway.

Predator is largely dismissed has having little merit; it’s about an alien that stalks and kills a platoon. But in spite of its simplicity, or more likely because of it, the film succeeds in delivering a smart, entertaining, and suspenseful story.

Story


Arnold Schwarzenegger leads a platoon of special ops commandos into the jungle on a mission to find a missing cabinet minister. Carl Weathers is along for the ride—it was he who called in the extraction team after the first group he dispatched never came back. It doesn’t take long for Arnold to learn the truth, that Carl Weathers fed him a bullshit story. The real mission is for Carl Weathers to recover some important documents from a guerrilla camp. As for the missing soldiers, they’ve been killed, skinned, and strung up in the trees. Not by guerrillas, but something else.

Most of Predator’s story is crammed into the first half of the movie. The remainder consists of people getting killed and Arnold fighting the alien menace. There’s no twist, no larger conspiracy, and the film takes no prisoners. The movie plots a straight line from beginning to end, with only a minor betrayal that is addressed within the first halfhour. Inevitably, Carl Weathers tries to redeem himself by drawing out the titular predator, but the movie has little else to offer in terms of plot or character development. And this is a good thing. Predator’s minimalist plot, which necessitates an economy of dialogue, allows for a greater focus on the action and the increasingly desperate situation in which the survivors find themselves.

Characters


Still not convinced of the film’s pedigree? It spawned two state governors.

As stated, Predator’s cast of characters reveal little about themselves. But how much do we really need to know about these people? What does it benefit us to learn about their families or childhoods? All that matters is these men get the job done; interpersonal conflicts and emotional baggage only serve to complicate matters and distract from the main conflict.

And yet the film succeeds in creating individually interesting and distinct characters, all without relying on personal histories. Through costuming, props and one-liners, each soldier is identified as his own person. Moreover, their dialogue and actions help to solidify the group—these men have a shared history, they work well together. And the harmonious group dynamic (with the exception of the treacherous outsider Carl Weathers) is underscored by the soldiers’ individuality.

The human characters are, of course, offset by the predator. Although anthropomorphic, it is not like the soldiers—it is better. It watches and learns, and is possessed of superior intelligence and technology. The predator aliens have been hunting humans for years and will likely continue to do so regardless of whether Arnold can defeat this one. The fact that Arnold does manage to pound the alien into the mud is negated somewhat by Predator’s final move. Mimicking human laughter, the predator detonates a bomb and Arnold, possessed of his own raw intelligence, understands the irony of the alien’s coup de gras.

Action


Predator is an action movie, so it stands to reason it would feature a lot of exciting violence. The film stands out, not only because the action is so well done, but because most of the action sequences take place during the day. While a lot of movies adhere to a general day/night light/dark peace/violence structure, Predator suggests there is no guarantee of safety in daylight. That the predator has light-bending amour that makes him invisible further drives home the point that the world is not safe.

The action sequences are spread across the movie’s running time and are of three different varieties. The first is the soldier’s attack on the guerrilla camp. Taken completely by surprise, the guerrillas have no hope of survival and their camp is decimated by Arnold and his platoon. This surprise attack is revisited later in the film when the predator begins culling Arnold’s force; the tables have turned.

One of my personal favourite moments in the movie is the soldiers’ assault on the jungle. For two minutes, Arnold and the others blast away at the trees. It’s excessive and completely pointless, and accomplishes nothing because Predator is out of range. That same night, Hawkins kills a boar that stumbles into the soldiers’ camp. The soldiers are attacking an enemy they cannot see and as such, all of nature is a potential threat. There are numerous scenes of soldiers fighting and dying but since they all concern an invisible enemy, I lump them together, though each one displays a masterful understanding of blocking, photography, and special effects.

The third type of action is reserved for Arnold alone and is his final one-on-one with the predator. Over the course of about 10 hours, Arnold flees from, lays a trap for, and engages the alien. There is no dialogue, save for Arnold’s yelling and his goading of his opponent. His thoughts are communicated through his actions, as are the predator’s. Arnold’s realization that Predator can’t read his heat signature if he’s covered in mud, and Predator’s own frustration at not being able to see Arnold are all conveyed through visuals.

It’s a testament to the filmmakers’ abilities that the action be so clear cut. This was before the time of shakycam and jump cuts, when there was an art to staging and shooting an action sequence. In the same way the film’s plot is easy to follow, the film’s action is easy, and enjoyable to watch.

Discussion


I’ve so far refrained from talking about the film’s score, mostly because I don’t know anything about music. But I’ll say this: the movie’s largely percussive score is at once unexpected and welcomed. The film begins with an orchestral lead-in but as soon as the soldiers take to the jungle, the music changes to something more subtle, maybe even primal. It perfectly underscores the unseen danger that lurks in the trees, just out of sight.

I know I’m not alone in loving this movie and I’ve tried here to explain why Predator is such a great film and why it’s deserving of praise. Not only does the movie appeal on a visceral level, delivering a lot of excitement and violence, it also succeeds, if not intellectually, than intuitively. The film’s simple story is easy to follow. The audience, not bogged down in backstory or character, is free to fully immerse themselves in the proceedings without the preoccupation of plot twists and interpersonal conflicts. Sometimes the less said about something the better, and Predator doesn’t waste any time musing on the philosophical ramifications of there being an alien in the jungle. Nor does it comment on the ironic backdrop of war. The film is about survival and by keeping the focus on the soldiers’ plight, the movie cleverly refrains from making any larger point about politics and war.

Well written, well shot, and well paced, Predator is a triumvirate of cinematic accomplishment. Excessive at times, subtle at others, the film finds a delicate balance between emotion and intellect.



It also introduced us to Old Painless.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

More Free Stuff

Not only will I be giving away an autographed picture of Danielle Harris, click here for details, but I will also be giving away another autographed picture.

I talked with my friend Rachel over at Top Horror Movies Club and she gave me the go ahead to give away the other picture that I picked up at the convention. When I talked with Tony Todd, I spent the extra money with him to get a picture to give away. Please remember that in both cases these pictures were signed by the person right in front of me. These aren't something I happened to see at a dealer table and picked up. If you would like to get in for the picture of Tony Todd, just click here for details on how to do that. Good luck!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

At The Movies

They should show this before all movies start. That is just what I think though.

Free Stuff For You!

As I hinted at in my last post, I went to a horror convention yesterday. It was the first time I have gone to the Famous Monsters Convention, and they put on a very good show. Lots and lots of guests there. So many that they had guests in two rooms, and out in the hall. If they hold another one, I will plan it out better so I can go all three days next time around. I really wanted to go back today, but since I got everything done I wanted yesterday, I can't justify paying for gas and getting in just for a couple of movies. One thing I liked about this convention over Horror Hound is that they put the guests in their own rooms. At Horror Hound they put the majority of the guests in with the dealers, which makes it very hard to walk through there at times.

One of the guest rooms was called The Hall Of The Dead. They had guests from the movies Return Of The Living Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, and Day Of The Dead. Even though I didn't get his autograph, the biggest name there was William Forsythe. You could also find Don Calfa, Thom Mathews, Judith O'Dea, Kyra Schon, and John Russo. There were many more as well. I would have loved to walked out with more autographs than I did, but at $20 a shot (sometimes more), it adds up very quickly. Some other cool guests that were there were Mark Patton, Denise Nickerson, Ernie Hudson, and Ed Gale. On top of a ton of guests, they also had a tattoo contest, beauty contest and costume contests going. Along with all kinds of panels and of course movie screenings.

What does all of this have to do with free stuff? I was getting to that. I picked up two autographs for myself. One by Tony Todd, who was very nice but seemed more interested in talking to a guy at the table next to him instead of people coming up to his table. And the other one was by Danielle Harris, even though I had already met her and picked up an autograph a couple of years ago. I picked up an extra Danielle Harris autograph in order to give to one lucky person out there. The rules are simple enough, just send me an email (mermaidheathertx at aim dot com) with Danielle's name in the subject line so I know what the email is for. I think I will mix it up just a little this time as well, please include your favorite Danielle movie in the body of the email. At the end of two weeks (July 25th) I will put all the names in a hat and get someone to pull a name out.

But wait, I'm not done yet. I will also be holding a give-away over at the other blog I write for at Top Horror Movies Club. I will need to check with the owners of the site before I do that, just to make sure it is cool with them. I don't see a problem but you never know. I will make sure to have an announcement here either way. If I don't hold it there then I will simply do it here. Be sure to be on the look out for that! My last give away winners for The Uninvited DVDs were Cattleworks and Aaron. Congrats to you both! I promise to have them mailed out to you soon (still haven't done that but I do have the money in my pocket now). Good luck to all who enter in this new one.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Demons Within

I didn't tell many people about this, but I went to another horror movie convention today. I picked up some things to give away here, more on that tomorrow, so I guess that is why I kept it secret for the most part. I went with some friends so I didn't stay as long as I really wanted to. As much as I like my friends, I get annoyed with them when I go somewhere with them. We agreed to leave by noon, and I showed up a little before only to find that they were just getting out of the shower and wanted to eat lunch before leaving. So 45 minutes after the agreed time, we finally got on the road. They want to make a lap or two, get whatever autographs and leave. Where as I like to hang around, go to the panels if it is something I think I would like, and go to the various movies. Since we got there late and left early, I only got to see one movie. I threw around the idea of going back tomorrow, but I decided against it. If there is a next time with my friends, I think I will just meet them there so I can stay longer if I want.

Wanderlost (2009) was the only movie I got to see, completely anyway. As it happens, this is the first time it was being screened anywhere! This could be the first, or one of the first, reviews for this movie out there then. Normally I would make my own synopsis here, but I think I will go with the one made for the movie this once. Drifter (Mitch Rumfelt) is a train hopping gutter punk, alone in the world, isolated by years of ritual abuse and life on the fringe. He returns to his father’s grave to break the curse that haunts him. Here he sees salvation in a beautiful young artist (Aubrey Adams) who could be his key to freedom, but curses don’t die so easily. Wanderlost is a dark, fantastical two days in the lives of a gutter punk, a graffiti artist (Rob Hunt), a shaman (Imhotep Dlanod), and a young artist. In a world of urban decay, the story unfolds viscerally, embodying a world of art, demons, ghosts, and shamanic journeys.

I added in the actor names, but other than that I didn't change it. I don't know that I could write one for Wanderlost because I never got a grasp on what it was supposed to be about. I didn't ready the synopsis before hand, and you shouldn't need it to figure out the plot for a movie anyway. It is mainly there to grab your interest so you will go see it. As far as figuring out what is happening while watching the movie, we are introduced to four characters. the graffiti artist and drifter come first. Don't know anything about the graffiti artist outside of the fact he uses spray cans to paint on walls. We learn about the drifter some in that he was abused by his dad in different way. Mostly by killing the boy's dog in front of the boy, and cutting himself up in front of the boy. Don't know much about the shaman other than he starts fires the old fashion way, rubbing a stick to cause friction, even though he is blind and can do something like an out of body type thing. The young artist is the same way. We learn she loved her dad a lot and misses him not that he has passed away. The main reason we know so little about every character is because each actor only has a handful of lines to say if they are lucky. Because it is so quiet, as far as dialog, it is very hard to figure out what is going on. Drifter sees young artist, becomes something of a stalker before actually meeting her. That is all well and good, but what does it have to do with anything? He doesn't actually say anything about her being his salvation. I wouldn't have known that if it wasn't for the synopsis.

I came in on the tail end of the movie that was being shown before this one. I noticed then that the volume was a bit on the low side. Thankfully it was turned up for Wanderlost, but they ended up going too loud. What few lines were said could be hard to understand because it was so loud, and in a small room which probably didn't help much either. The acting, for what it was, wasn't all that bad. I did like Aubrey Adams' look though. She has a different look about her that I found interesting. Just too bad she wasn't really given a lot to do. The other two actors you can find are Darren Kohler and Rob Luka. The effects are nothing more than a lot of blood in places. The blood shows up at odd times, which I think those were more dream sequences than anything else.

I don't mind if a movie leaves things to imagination. I am perfectly fine with that, and in fact prefer it usually. Wanderlost however is a bit much for that. Give me something so I know where the movie is going at least. Even when the drifter because a bit of a stalker, I still didn't know what was going on or how all the characters were supposed to fit together. By the end it does all come together, and you sort of figure out what has been going on. For a 92 minute movie though, leaving it to the last 10 or so minutes doesn't really cut it. My friends told me after that they considered walking out before the movie was over, but didn't want to do that. I think the reason why is because some of the people who worked on the movie was in attendance because there was going to be a Q&A after it was over. I was going to stay so I could ask why there was so little dialog in the film, but the room was cleared out so quickly I thought I was going to be the only one there. I could be wrong, but I don't think Wanderlost went over too well for the 50 or so people that watched it. Add to things for me by a tall guy who felt he had to put his hands behind his head and hold his arms out, further blocking the screen, and it didn't work well for me either. I can't blame the guy in front of me, outside of being an annoying asshole, for me not liking it though.
2 out of 5 Still wondering why so little was said

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Don't Call These Guys For A New Heart

Since it is raining out today, I thought I would stay in to watch a movie for today. Even though Eclipse wasn't out of my own collection, I decided to count it as one so I could move on with my Netflix stuff. Up until The Prophecy movies, I had not been moving my Netflix stuff very quickly. Need to do that more if I am going to get my money out of their service. I have almost went with a movie called The Harvesters (2000) that has been in my Instant Watch queue the last couple of times, so I figured it was time to actually watch it. Netflix guessed a somewhat high rating for me, 2.8, I was still worried about it. Out of nearly 2,000 people that watched it, there are barely any user reviews. That generally tells me that people didn't think much of it, so leave what few reviews there are to speak for them.

Danielle (Krystal Amber), or Dani to her friends, has a heart problem that she got from her mom who died of a heart attack during child birth. The doctors have decided that she needs a heart transplant. Jeff (Robert Lee) is worried that his daughter will not get a heart in time. A friend of his finds a heart for Dani in less than legal ways it appears since he gets beat up and killed for some reason. A year goes by and Dani seems to have recovered completely. Dani and Jeff are wanting to thank the donor's family, but the doctor thinks that would be a bad idea. Still, he leaves the folder with the information on his desk as he answers a call from his beeper, which allows Jeff to get the information. They travel to meet Rachel (Diane Luby Lane), who is upset by their visit since she never signed papers for her son or husband, they both were killed in an accident, to release organs. If it wasn't her son, then who was it? Certain people don't want Jeff to find out.

I found out after watching The Harvesters that it was produced by a Christian film company. I guess I should say that this film doesn't claim to be a horror movie. It is listed as a thriller, which to me can boarder a horror movie depending on the subject of the plot. I wasn't expecting this movie to be scary, but the plot seemed interesting to me so I gave it a try. I was surprised to learn the a Christian film company was behind it. The Harvesters isn't heavy handed when it comes to religion, which I was glad about. The only hint to religion that is found is when they say grace at dinner. The story itself wasn't bad, though it was easy to figure out, but the movie itself wasn't very good. I can point to the editing and whoever did the sound more than anything else. The phone conversations, and there was a lot of them, were very painful to get through. It appeared that both sides of the conversation was being filmed. More often than not, the scenes would flip between the two people talking to each other over the phone. The problem was that we wouldn't always hear what the other person was saying. Only time that the other person was heard was when the scene would switch to that person. The way it was edited was sometimes one person would start to talk, and the scene would switch to the other person. You would think they would still include what the first person was saying, but all we hear now is either silence or the other person. To make matters even worse, it is still a one sided conversation even when the call is on the speaker phone!

There is a little bit of blood that can be found. Just a little bit when a surgery is started, and when a couple of people get shot. I didn't have much of a problem with the acting, but no one stood out to me. My favorite was Rueben Grundy who seemed to be having fun and was getting into his character more than others. The main actors were find, and Diane Luby Lane is nice to look at, but it was mostly the dialog that I had problems with. They made them try to sound a little too hip to me. Like the daughter who was supposed to be 10-11 for the film. Maybe Krystal Amber added her own words, but that is just a guess that I don't really think is to accurate. She was saying things like "I totally made this for you." I know it is a strange thing to complain about, but it did feel like they went above and beyond to make her sound like what people think teenagers talk like. I know some that do say things like that, but not very many.

I did like the plot, but at times I felt they were really stretching things with it. Even if the agency that was getting the organs out to other people were doing it the wrong way, and they were, I felt they were trying to cover it up in a too extreme way that would have only added to their problems if they managed to go through with it. When Jeff calls them over a mistake, instead of just admitting to it and finding a reason that would make Jeff and Rachel happy, they elect to remove them. Jeff and company have nothing to worry about since the bad guys are such a bad shot that they can't even hit someone with a laser scope. I have watched a lot worse than The Harvesters, but I was still disappointed by it. The editing alone would have went a long way to improve this one. No real reason to go out of your way for this one.
2 out of 5 I'm an organ donor, are you?

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

How I Fell In Love With The Twilight Series Part Three

Since I didn't have to work today, I decided to give Eclipse (2010) a try at the theater. Since I have a new movie chain near by now, the ticket price dropped to $5 Monday through Thursday. This is $2.50 less than it used to be, thankfully, but the downside is they raised the price of popcorn. I guess because popcorn is just so hard to come by or something. That was sarcasm by the way. I did watch a movie Monday, but it wasn't a horror movie. It wasn't anything major or one I felt I had to write about, so I ended up started my review for my Sunday movie. I'm getting bad about not finishing reviews for whatever reason until a day or two later. Something I will have to work on. Anyway, I decided to give Eclipse a try mostly because of the lowered ticket price. If it wasn't for that, I probably would have waited for the DVD.

Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattison) are at it again. Edward is pushing Bella to marry him. She wants him to turn her first, but he doesn't want to do that, or have sex, until they are married. Even when Bella gets the agreement she wants, Edward will turn her but not until they tie the knot, Bella still isn't sure if that is what she wants. She is holding back mainly because she knows she will never see her family again. After talking to them, and dropping hints here and there, their answers just make it harder for her to go through with it. Then you have Jacob (Taylor Lautner) who is in love with Bella. Maybe Bella feels something in return for him, but is it love? On top of all this, Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) has made a new vampire (Xavier Samuel) and has sent him to Seattle to make even more new vampires. New vampires are apparently stronger and more savage in their first few months of being a vampire. Victoria wants an army in order to take down the Cullen clan, or at the very least to kill Bella for revenge.

A few days before I went to see Eclipse, I was listening to the radio. The DJ started talking about how he went to see the new Twilight movie the night before. He said that instead of calling the movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it should instead be called The Twilight Saga: Bella Is A Cock Tease because that would describe the movie better. I was pretty shocked that the DJ said that over the air, but I had to laugh all the same. Of course I also liked the title The Twilight Saga: One Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia And Bestiality. Enough making fun, well almost enough anyway. To my shocking surprise, I actually ended up liking Eclipse more than the previous two films. The main reason being is that it is less of a romance. The romance is still there obviously, but they did manage to include more action this time around. It felt more like a thriller they say it is compared to the other movies. Another nice touch was giving us a couple of back stories to the Cullen clan. The stories themselves weren't great, like suggested rape, but at least an effort was put in to make the characters a little more than background noise. The action sequences are an improvement, but still lacking I thought. At least not all the action takes place off screen now. We do get to see some actual fighting, and even a few kills.

The kills were entertaining in their own way. What happens to a vampire in the Twilight universe when one is hit hard enough is actually somewhat interesting. It is certainly different if nothing else. We see some blood here and there, but nothing major by a long shot. The werewolves still aren't all that bad considering they are CGIed. Part of the problem not only for Eclipse, but also for the other movies in the series, is that there are just too many supporting actors around. With each movie some get more of a spotlight than others do. Each one spotlights a few different supporting actors. The main one this time was Jasper (Jackson Rathbone), who goes from mostly standing around to having something to actually do for a change. We get all these characters, from the Cullen clan to the wolf pack, who feel like they should be more important than they are, but we know next to nothing about the majority of them. I understand the focus is on the love triangle, even though I can care less about that. I don't know if it is done, but that is an advantage a book has over a movie. It has time to explore supporting characters.

Much like the second movie, Victoria spends most of her time running and jumping around. Considering she is supposed to be the main villain, for intents and purposes, how are we supposed to fear her if that is all she does? I found the acting a slight improvement, but nothing too major. Kristen Stewart is still border line bad, but she does have a couple of scene that turned out pretty good. The main one was with Billy Burk, who plays her dad in the movie, when they try to have a talk about the birds and the bees. Robert Pattison wasn't too bad this time around. Even though it was the was Taylor Lautner's part was written, I couldn't stand the guy. It really is no wonder why Bella wants to choose Edward with the way Jacob is being an asshole. You can also tell they did their best to appeal to fans that love Taylor since he spent most of the movie without a shirt on. Do werewolves have something against shirts? They rarely seem to wear one when in human form.

I found the conflict Bella was having to actually make more sense this time around. She wants to be turned, but at the same time she knows that will come at a price she isn't sure she wants to pay. Since she will no longer age, and will sparkle (joy!), she can't very well hang out with friends and family anymore. If she chooses Jacob, she won't have to change into anything and can still be around family and friends. I can understand her not wanting to rush into being a vampire, even though she always seemed very set about being one up to this point. On the flip side of this is something I didn't get about the plot at all. The spend a lot of time telling us how bad ass the new born vampires are, but then it sort of goes no where. From what I have understood on the IMDb boards, Eclipse is pretty faithful to the book. It is nice to see a movie that does that, instead of changing a bunch of things to fit into a movie run time, but I'm not convinced it is the best idea.

I can't really complain about going to the theater to see it. I don't feel like I wasted my $5 to watch it. The price for popcorn and soda is another story though. Eclipse is an improvement over the other films. I had more fun watching it. There are a few funny places, which I never found in the other films except to just make fun of them. Still though, I can't bring myself to believe in Stephenie Meyer's idea of what romance is. I just can't buy into it. Part of that is the actors themselves. Even though Kristen and Robert are an item off screen, I don't feel that at all on the screen. As I said, I don't see how Stephenie thinks, or anyone else for that matter, Bella will find love in Jacob. Even if she does have feelings for him, it is hard to love someone that is always trying to get between you and your boyfriend. Will you like Eclipse? If you didn't like that other movies, I don't think Eclipse will change your mind about the series. I might have given this one a half star above the other two movies if I did that. Since I still had a lot of problems with this movie, still wish they would stop showing most of the action off screen, I will round it down instead of up. But I have to say it has come the closest to my middle rank.
2 out of 5 More of Dakota Fanning would have been nice too

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Prowling Around

With fireworks over the other night, at least for me, I came back home and it didn't take me long before I decided it was time to just go to bed. I wanted to write my review, but I figured out long ago it takes me forever to get a review done when I am tired. Why bother to get started on it when I knew I wouldn't be finishing it? Anyway, I did have fun. Lots of good food and big fireworks can go a long way. Before I headed off to watch fireworks, I did put in a movie. The one I was going to watch wouldn't play at all, even though I can't find anything wrong with the disc. I tried I a different DVD and it did play. The Prowler (1981) is a movie I had never heard of until I watched a documentary about slasher films. Once I learned it was out on DVD, I added it to my queue on Netflix. After seeing that Aaron reviewed it (which I just skimmed over it until today), I decided it was time to watch it. If I left it in my queue where it was, it would probably take a year or more for it to show up here, so I bumped it way up.

Things start off with a voice over reading a letter to a guy that is serving in World War Two. Rosemary has decided that she wants to move on with her life instead of waiting for her sweet heart to return from the war. A little over a year later, we see a man dressed up in Army gear killing Rosemary and her current boyfriend during the Graduation Dance. Now in present day (which would be 1980 for the film) the school has decided to bring back the Graduation Dance, which doesn't go over too well with some people. As Pam (Vicky Dawson) and friends get ready for the dance, we also that the killer is also getting ready. The Sheriff (Farley Granger) has decided to go out of town to go fishing, which leaves his Deputy (Christopher Goutman) in charge. He is dating Pam. so once Pam discovers there is someone hanging around who isn't supposed to be there, they team up to try and figure out what this has to do with the murder from 30 years ago.

The Prowler came out in the year that also gave us the likes of Friday The 13th Part 2 and My Bloody Valentine, which oddly enough The Prowler has some things in common with. Under the bed with a rat reminded me a lot of Friday while the plot itself reminded me a lot of Valentine, not that there is anything wrong with that. I felt like The Prowler is a movie that would have worked better if I had been around at the time it came out. Having watched so many movies now, The Prowler was pretty easy to figure out what was going to happen. The draw back of watching so many horror movies, you start to figure out where the film makers are taking their movie (which I also believe is why people don't find horror movies as scary as they once did). The main problem I had with The Prowler wasn't the fact that it reminded me so much of other films. For me it was that there were just so many scenes where they wanted us to think something was going to happen, but nothing ever did. I know they were trying to make it more suspenseful, and I don't mind slow burns, but this movie was really starting to push my limits. Add in that certain parts of the plot feel left unexplained, along with very little character development, and...well, it isn't the best of stories.

Things are balanced out some thanks to Tom Savini handling the special effects. The DVD is the unrated version of The Prowler, which didn't surprise me after I learned that. Most of the scenes linger longer than is really needed on each death. This was a nice change to me though. Instead of the so quick you barely have time to see what happened death, there is no question how the people in this movie are killed. With such kills as with a pitchfork, knife through the head, slit throat, and an exploding head, it is a gore hound dream. What I found impressive myself was when someone was shot, we see blood splatter the walls behind the person. This is something that is often overlooked in a movie I think. Savini thinks this is his best work, and it is hard to argue with that. A nice extra on the disk is a behind the scenes with Savini which shows him getting some of the effects ready to film. The acting wasn't great, but it is passable. I have to agree with people who think that Vicky Dawson reminds them a lot of Amy Steel. Nothing against Vicky, but I felt Amy got the better role out of the two. I did like that Vicky's character stuck with things even though she knew she was putting her own life in danger. I wasn't really all that impressed with Christopher Goutman. It wasn't really his acting per say though.

One thing I didn't get is why the killer felt the need to kill once the dance was started up again. The dance itself I didn't feel played into the killers reasoning to kill Rosemary in the first place. It just happened to be a good time that he managed to catch her alone. Some feel the dance reminded the killer of Rosemary, so he decided to kill once again. I have a hard time buying into that though. I'm sure there are other things over the years that has reminded the killer of Rosemary. Also some seem to feel Rosemary deserved her fate since she dumped her sweetheart while he was away at war. I seriously don't think he was the only guy that got dumped, or for that matter did the dumping. Yes it sucks, but we all get on with our lives. Anyway, The Prowler is a bit on the slow side, but the effects help make up for it. If you are really into the slasher sub genre of horror, you can't miss this one. If you are interested, The Prowler will be released to Blu-ray on July 27th. It will be given a better transfer, but it looks like the extras will remain the same as they are on the DVD release.
3 out of 5 Wondering if a true horror fan goes to dances anymore