Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Alice Is Picking On Me

There are a few older movies that I have heard a lot about, but have yet to sit down to watch. One of those movies was Communion (1976), or as it is perhaps better known as Alice, Sweet Alice. The reason I put this in my Netflix queue wasn't really because I heard so much about it over the years, but because I was going to include it in my 999 Challenge that I did last year. It was on a list I found where children are killed in a movie, so I added it for that category. As it turned out, I didn't actually need it, so I bumped it back a little bit in favor of other movies for the challenge. I think this is the last movie that I had in reserve for the challenge.

Sisters Alice (Paula E. Sheppard) and Karen (Brooke Shields) live together with their mother, Catherine (Linda Miller), in an apartment. Their father, Domic (Niles McMaster), is divorced from their mother and has recently remarried. The sisters lives are very much part of the local Catholic church. Father Tom (Rudolph Willrich) is friendly with the family. Karen seems to get all the attention from everyone. She is clearly mom's favorite, and even Father Tom gives her a gift that was once his mothers. Alice is obviously jealous of her kid sister, since Alice can seemingly do nothing right. Alice picks on Karen by stealing her doll and trying to scare her. During Karen's first communion, someone dressed in a yellow rain slicker and wearing a mask, that we know Alice has, kills Karen and sets her body on fire. All fingers seem to point to Alice, especially by Aunt Annie (Jane Lowry). But was Alice so jealous that she would kill her own sister?

Communion is probably best known for that fact that it is Brooke Shields' first movie. I always find it interesting to see what people looked like when they were little. Sometimes it is easy to see the grown up in them, other times it isn't. Brooke was 11 at the time, but her character was supposed to be 8 years old. Same can be said for Paula who was 19 at time, but playing a 12 year old. I thought she looked a little older than 12, but not that much older. One of the things that I liked about Communion is that even though it has a slow pace to it, they make sure to at least keep things interesting through out. The way Alice acts for the entire movie, it is easy to assume that she is in fact doing the killing. I had to assume it wasn't her though. Alice was just too easy of a target, and generally the killer is never the obvious one in the bunch. Plus, if you happen to notice it, there is something different about Alice's raincoat that makes it stand out just a little. I was surprised with this movie in a way because it went into areas I was hardly expecting. Alice is looking for more attention from her parents, but it delves into Alice getting some unwanted attention from someone else. There is also some surprising comments from another guy about Alice. Because of a problem with the disk, I missed a death in the movie. Even on two DVD players, the disk would skip over an area. I learned that this area had a death in it from reading comments about the movie. Even though I was happy to see a kid get knocked off, the reveal of the killer was a bit of a let down.

There's not much for effects in the movie. There is some blood when someone gets stabbed, but that is as far as it goes. The acting is pretty good. Even though Brooke Sheilds has a some what small role, I thought she did a pretty good job as the spoiled sister. I don't know what her life was like back then, but it may not have been such a stretch for her. I didn't have a problem with any of the adults, but it did feel like that Jane Lowry and Linda Miller over acted at times. They played sisters in this movie, so I guess that fit in actually. I really enjoyed Paula E. Sheppard's performance. It is a shame that she was only in this movie and one other one.

I guess they felt the need to give a reason for the killings in this movie. I think it was mostly due to who was revealed as the killer that a reason needed to be given. I will just say that it has something to do with sin, and leave it at that. It is always funny to me when a plot uses this excuse, or even someone in real life, since they seemed to have forgotten that murdering someone is also a sin. I know that they have it in their head that it is different, because they are killing someone who has sinned. But does that truly make a difference? Communion gets some above average scores from a lot of people. I don't know if it is considered a classic in the horror world. It falls more into thriller than horror to be honest, but a lot of people do seem to like it. I didn't hate this movie, but I have to admit that it didn't really do much for me. Even though they do a good job with keeping things interesting, I kept waiting for the movie to move past suspecting Alice. They really limited who the killer could be, and the big reveal happens late in a slightly longer than average movie. It is worth a watch, but I just didn't find it as great as some do.
3 out of 5 I bet I'm sweeter than Alice

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Sleep Killing

The only bad thing about coming home after a mini vacation, or any vacation for that matter, is having to go back to work. Don't get me wrong, I love my work, but whoever came up with the idea to work five days in order to get two days off needs their head examined. I didn't do much my last day at the convention. I went with a friend and her husband, who had never been to a horror convention before. She went with me for a day last year, and wanted to go for a day again this year. They ended up spending more money in one day, than I did in the three days I was there. They felt bad that all I did was follow them around, so I reminded them that this was my third day here. There wasn't anything new for me to see or do after all. The nice thing was that it was raining out, so that helped in keeping the number of people down a little bit. It wasn't nearly as crowded as it was the previous days. So anyway, the one movie I did go to a screening for was Parasomnia (2008). Writer/director William Malone was there to introduce his movie, and came back for a small Q&A after.

The movie opens with Madeline (Sean Young) getting a phone call. She picks up the phone and listens. After hanging up the phone, she walks to the balcony and steps off. Then we meet Danny (Dylan Purcell) who is a guy that is down on his luck some. His girlfriend has left him, taking almost everything in their apartment with her. While visiting his friend Billy (Dov Tiefenbach) in a psychiatric hospital, Danny learns of a serial killer (Patrick Kilpatrick) that is being kept there. On a whim, he decides to walk by this room. The room next to the killer's room, who is restrained rather oddly, has a very beautiful woman in it. Danny learns that Laura (Cherilyn Wilson) suffers from parasomnia, which means she is asleep more than she is awake. Despite being told he shouldn't be there, Danny returns often to visit Laura. The more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he has feelings for her. On one visit he gives her some music to listen to. As he is expressing how he feels towards her, Laura wakes up. She doesn't seem all that surprised that a strange guy is standing next to her, so maybe she could hear him at times while sleeping. But before they can really talk, the doctors come in and order him out. They are going to start an experiment on her. Danny goes home and does some research on the doctor he just met, and finds that this doctor doesn't have the best reputation. Danny decides that he will abduct Laura from the hospital. He soon learns that the serial killer has found a way to control Laura while she is sleeping.

It was nice that William Malone was there to answer questions and talk about Parasomnia. He explained that a flashback sequence, with Laura and Danny as young kids, was intended to be the opening sequence for the movie. He soon realized that he wanted the opening to grab our attention though, so changed it to Sean Young jumping to her death. He also explained that his effects guys told him that this sequence would be hard to do with a big budget movie, let alone one that is a small budget movie. They pulled it off though, and I have to say that it is one of the more realistic scenes I have seen for this type of event. Usually we see the person jump, maybe see them falling, and then see the aftermath. Not so here. The camera follows Young all the way down, including the impact. As great as the opening sequence is, things slow down from there to introduce the different characters. It takes a good while before things really get going again. I admit that I struggled to get through this part of the movie. The fact that I had not slept very well for the past two nights didn't help all that much either. Part of the problem, for me anyway, is that Parasomnia had an all over the place feel to it. There is the main story with flashbacks and dream sequences thrown in now and then. It all makes sense by the end of the movie, but at the time it was a bit of a struggle to keep up with everything at times.

Once Danny takes Laura out of the hospital, things start to pick up, and it manages to keep your attention from that point on. Malone book ends his movie with some great scenes. The big battle between the main characters was wonderfully done. Between the set, the direction and music, it all comes together. It also helps that Parasomnia manages to have some good actors in it. Even though Sean Young's role in the movie is a very short one, it is still pretty powerful. John Landis also shows up for a small role. Jeffrey Combs plays one of the detectives in the film. His role starts out small, but becomes more important as the plot goes along. Patrick Kilpatrick makes a great bad guy. Some people felt that Dylan Purcell was miscast in his role, but I felt he did a pretty good job with it. Cherilyn Wilson is someone that can be easily over looked in this movie, because she spends a lot of her time sleeping, or appearing to be asleep at least. When she is awake though, she does a great job of showing what she feels. Because she sleeps most of the time, she doesn't talk all that well. She is obviously a smart person, but just doesn't talk all that much. She was also very beautiful, which made it easier to understand why Danny falls for her.

Malone said that he had four people working on the special effects for Parasomnia. They all did a good job with it. There is some use of CGI effects, which some people have really put into the ground. If you are a long time reader of mine, you know that I'm hardly a fun of CGI effects. I could be wrong, but it appeared that the CGI effects were mostly used during dream sequences. Laura has dreams where Byron (the killer) is stalking and talking to her. The dreamscape looked to be a combination of digital and practical effects. Even though you could make out some of the digital effects, because of the way the dream looked, they seem to fit in better with this. I didn't feel they were all that bad for this movie. I wouldn't call Parasomnia a gory film, but it does have its moments. I think the biggest is when someone gets gutted and then tries to hold his insides in.

I think I could have gotten through the slower part of Parasomnia easier if I had not been so tired at the time I started watching it. I had been yawning like crazy through most of the day. Another thing that ended up annoying me was the set up of the screening room. The screen was on the other side of the doors. The lights were turned off for the movie, and just as your eyes would become adjusted to the low light, someone would open a door. Since the doors were behind us at least, it was just annoying more than anything. Depending on which door was being opened, sometimes the light would be directed across the screen. Not that it had anything to do with the movie itself, but I felt this showed how good the movie ended up being, despite this distraction. Towards the end of the movie, I think I stopped noticing that people were coming in and out, unless that one door happened to be opened.

I don't bring up the music in a movie all that often. I felt I should this time around, just because it worked so well with what was going on in the movie. There are actually a few places where the music helped set the mood, but it is really towards the end of the movie that it really shines through. The way everything is put together for this sequence, makes it stand out in a very good way. If you are looking for something a little different, Parasomnia is a movie you really should check out. It will be released to DVD here in the States on July 13th. Be on the lookout for it, I know I will be.
4 out of 5 Thinking of ways to wake the Sleeping Beauty

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Zombies Southern Style

Ha! I just noticed before I started this post that the post about the new After Dark films was post number 666. I don't know if that is a good thing, or a bad thing, but it is funny all the same. I am having trouble finding something to watch tonight, and I noticed that Amityville: The Evil Escapes happens to be on. I switched over to it, in order to have some background noise while I write this, and discovered it was showing on the TV Guide Network. Since when did they start showing movies? Good thing I'm not really watching it, because the scrolling guide that takes up half the screen is a big distraction. Anyway, earlier today I watched Hide And Creep (2004) on Netflix's Instant Watch. It was another movie that they have there, but not on DVD. Netflix didn't think I would like it based on my other ratings, but they don't always get it right. By the way, I'm back home safe and sound.

In a small southern town, a man wakes up in a tree partly naked. He claims to have been abducted by a UFO, along with his car. He goes off in search of his car, and his girlfriend too if he is lucky. Meanwhile, Chuck (Chuck Hartsell) is getting phone calls for zombie movies. He runs a video rental store, and has noticed that more people are renting zombie movies. The caller claims this is because people are learning how to fight them. Chuck doesn't believe this of course, until he is attacked by a zombie. He uses a VCR to defend himself with. When he does this, a VCR tape of Night Of The Living Dead pops out. He calls the police station, but only finds that Barbara (Melissa Bush) is working there. All the officers are either gone, or busy elsewhere. So Chuck loads the body into his truck, and drives it over to the station. He then leaves it there for Barbara to deal with, along with a post-it note with his number on it. When Agent F (John Walker) shows up though, everyone begins to realize the zombie threat is for real.

Hide And Creep was shot on a very low budget. The zombies look like people that haven't slept in a long time - pale skin with black under their eyes. It was obvious from the start that comedy was going to be a big part of this movie. Some of it amused me, but I didn't find anything that actually made me laugh. We get characters such as the guy more obsessed with his car, instead of his girlfriend; and a Clerks type of guy, who just happens to work in a video store. There is also the gun nut who teaches his daughters all about guns. Outside of the not so funny comedy, at least to me, I also had some other problems. Hide And Creep wants us to believe that the government knows about zombies, but has never actually told anyone. I guess this isn't too much of a leap in faith really. If bitten by a zombie, you turn into one. At least that is what they kept saying, but it never really happens. A preacher spends most of his time cleaning up his church through the first part of the film. When a woman comes in to talk, he is happy to do so. When they are finished he is attacked by three zombies. I know it was supposed to be funny, but I had to wonder how he didn't notice three zombies while cleaning up. Maybe I just take things too seriously sometimes.

The effects are rather on the light side of things. To be honest, I wasn't expecting much for effects when I noticed how the zombies looked. When the zombies had disheveled clothes and a little bit of makeup to make them kind of dead, it is easy to assume that I won't be seeing much for effects elsewhere. There is some blood, but it's just not all that gory. At least it wasn't to me. The acting wasn't the greatest, but I was  forgiving with it for the most part. It is one of those movies where the acting comes off as bad at first, but the longer you watch it, the better it seems to get. I don't know if I was just getting used to the acting, or it really did start to get better or what.

For a low budget movie, Hide And Creep didn't turn out all that bad. Even though I never actually laughed, I did find a few things kind of funny at least. I don't want to discourage anyone from giving this movie a try, even though it didn't work for me as well as I would have liked. I tend to be hard on horror/comedies because I feel it is hard to balance the two genres. I tend to have to be in the mood to watch a comedy as well. A good comedy can put me in the mood no matter what. But I may not enjoy it as much if I am not in the right mood for it. When I watch a horror movie, I want to be scared. A little laughter never hurts, but I want it to be more scary than funny. Because of that I didn't enjoy Hide And Creep all that much. Still though, I think it is a movie that needs to be judged by each person that watches it, since it isn't all that bad of a low budget movie. Those are hard to find. On a quick side note, I started this review before I went to the convention this last weekend. I wanted to get it done before starting my next review. I will try to have a new one up tomorrow for the movie I did get to watch at the convention.
2 out of 5 Wondering how many zombies I could kill if I knew how to use a gun

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

I Can't Even Give It Away

If you don't want to read about my weekend so far, at least skip to the end to find out what I am giving away.

Hello from Indianapolis! I managed to get through the second day of the HorrorHound Weekend. So far it has been fun to be here. I do wish that they would put the guests in a different room from the dealer room. The guests are lined up against two walls, with the dealers taking up the other two walls and the middle of the room. It looks like there is plenty of room until everyone gets in there. Once that happens it becomes a mess to try and get around. There are people who decide to stand around and talk while in everyone's way, and you have people taking pictures of either the guests or other people who came dressed up. The pictures I understand, there are some pretty cool costumes and makeup. The people who stop and talk I wish would either learn to talk and walk, or move off to the side somewhere at the very least. What makes me even madder than that though, are the people that feel the need to just push their way through instead of waiting like the rest of us.

So what have I discovered here so far? Because of traffic issues, or a friend that doesn't believe in speeding (I do in case you are wondering, but not like way over the speed limits), I ended up missing two of the three screenings. The movie screenings were very light this year, basically three movies compared to nine last year. I did go see Parasommia at least, so I will get a review of that up here in the next few days. I went to a panel called Slashers of the 1980's which featured Tom Savini, Don Shanks, Peter Cowper and Tom Morga. They mostly talked about being the person doing the killing, and some stories they had about some of the movies they were in. Savini talked about trying to be creative when it came to killing people. The next panel was a Day of the Dead Panel which featured George A. Romero, Terry Alexander, Jarlath Vonroy, John Harrison, Michael Gornick, Greg Nicotero and Tom Savini again. As you can guess, they talked about Day Of The Dead. Both panels were good, but I felt they should have been longer. The second panel more so, because there were more people at the panel so it would have been nice if everyone could talk longer.

I scored a couple of autographs for myself so far. I remember watching Joe Bob Briggs on Monster Vision. He was charging slightly less than most people for an autograph, so I stopped to get his. The other one I got was from someone I didn't know was going to be there. Catherine Mary Stewart was sitting right in front of me as I came out from the middle of the show room. I  told her to pick a picture out, but she wouldn't do that. After scanning the pictures, I noticed one from Weekend At Bernie's, which happened to be one of the few movies I remember my mom talking a lot about. She loved that movie. That was the picture I went with. I thought the picture would help to remind me of my mom, plus I got a cool autograph on it.

Today I decided to stand in line to get an autograph to give away. I know Romero won out on the poll I had going, by one vote. But his line was all the way out of the building all day. I might still get one, but I don't know yet. Since Elvira came in a very close second, and her line was much shorter, that is who I got an autograph from. Her line was still longer than most though. So here is the deal: this is the first time I have done a give away, so hopefully I am doing this correctly. If you would like to have this autographed picture, all you have to do is shoot me an email to mermaidheathertx at aim dot com. Put Hail To The Queen in the subject line, so I know what the email is for. You have a whole week to get me an email. On April 18th, I will get someone who isn't named Heather to pull a name from a hat. How do you know this is the real deal? Because I spent some of my birthday money to have Elvira sign it right in front of me! See how nice of a person I am, I spent my birthday money on all of you! Be sure to come back to see if you have won, and maybe get into my next give away! That's right, I did not stutter. I have more stuff to pass on to someone. Good luck!!!!

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Friday, March 19, 2010

New Films From After Dark

Got this email from After Dark Films, so I thought I would pass it on here.


NEW BLOOD FOR AFTER DARK FILMS AS COMPANY ANNOUNCES ORIGINALS FESTIVAL


After Dark Films Together with Lionsgate & Syfy Produces A New Generation Of Horror With Eight ORIGINALS Set To Release Third Quarter 2010

Los Angeles, CA (March 11, 2010) — Building on the success and brand awareness of the After Dark Horrorfest 8 Films To Die For ® brand, After Dark Films, in cooperation with Lionsgate and NBC Universal’s Syfy, has created a new series, After Dark Originals (ADO).

Tapping into the vast and innovative talent of directors and filmmakers from Horrorfest’s acquisitions over the past 4 years, After Dark has taken the horror festival concept to a higher level. After Dark Originals showcases eight new cutting edge horror films spanning the genre. The mission is to create high quality horror films that provide After Dark full control from script concept through final editing. The first installment of ADO includes Husk, Fertile Ground, Scream Of The Banshee, Prowl, The Task, Re-Kill, Seconds Apart and 51. Notable directors and writers include Brett Simmons, whose short film Husk took Sundance by storm several years ago, Steven C. Miller of Automaton Transfusion fame, and previous After Dark writer/director Adam Gierasch (Autopsy). All ADO films were shot in the US and Bulgaria.

"The writers and directors in our After Dark Originals line are outstanding. We are excited to showcase their work and to give a home to all this fresh young talent that we will continue to develop over time", says After Dark Films owner and CEO, Courtney Solomon.

Currently seven of the eight films have been filmed and are in post-production. The eighth to slated to start production this month. All eight Originals will be released in Third Quarter 2010 with a new and innovative marketing and release strategy. Additionally, the second set of Originals has already been green lit and will start production in July 2010.

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About After Dark Films:

After Dark Films, an Independent motion picture studio, was formed in 2006 by director/filmmaker Courtney Solomon and Hong Kong based real estate magnate Allan Zeman. After Dark Films’ first motion picture film release was An American Haunting (2006) starring Sissy Spacek and Donald Sutherland. Co-founder and CEO Courtney Solomon wrote, produced, and directed this film under the newly formed After Dark Films banner.

After the release of An American Haunting, partners Solomon and Zeman formed a multi-year marketing and distribution deal for Horrorfest "8 Films To Die For®" between After Dark Films and Lionsgate Entertainment, with After Dark handling theatrical marketing & releases and Lionsgate handling the distribution of all ancillary forms of media (Home Video, Pay TV, Pay Per View). After Dark Films just released Horrorfest 4 in theaters on January 29, 2010.

Building on the success of Horrorfest, After Dark will release the first 8 films of originally produced horror films in September 2010 under the moniker After Dark Originals.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Just Chill Already

I plan to watch another movie later on tonight with some friends, so I might get in another review later. Since that movie is one I got from Netflix, I decided to watch one of the movies I picked up on the cheap, that is now in my own collection. I decided to go with Chill (2007) today. This is a movie that is based on the H. P. Lovecraft story Cool Air. The movies based on his stories are often hit and miss. It is easy to see why, if you have ever read any of his stories. The stories I have read tend to be very weird, but they are good. In the case of Chill, Serge Rodnunsky decided to take the story and place it into today's world. Another reason I decided on this movie for today was just because I thought the DVD cover art is pretty sweet.

Chill begins with some guy running away from a van that is following him. Once the person in the van is able to catch up to this guy, the victim gets a hook into his shoulder, and gets dragged into the van. A hooker that sees this happen is also caught. Then we meet Sam (Thomas Calabro), a struggling writer looking for work. He finds a mini store that is looking for help, so decides this would be a good job for him. Even though he used to work in an ER, he is just looking for a job that will get him by as he writes. The owner of the store, Dr. Munoz (Shaun Kurtz), is an odd guy in that he stays in the back of store where he keeps the air cold. He says that he has a skin condition that is so rare that it doesn't even have a name. He meets Maria (Ashley Laurence), who works across the street at her own store, and starts to get into a relationship with her. There are things about Munoz that Sam doesn't know. When he begins to discover what is going on, Sam faces a choice of joining Munoz or dying.

When the opening credits were rolling, I started getting a little worried. I started seeing Serge Rodnunsky's name everywhere. Writer, director, producer, film editing, cinematography...I was starting to worry that this movie was a one man show behind the camera. To do all these things to make a movie, shows a lot of commitment, but I can name off more bad movies than good when I run across this. Chill has an interesting story behind it, but it isn't done very well. There are problems all around. Some can be forgiven if the story was interesting. The biggest problem with the story itself is the pacing. It is a very slow pace, which is hurt by the fact that when there is some action (like a chase scene), it is often cut short and you are left wondering what happened. A guy sees Munoz walking towards him, and the guy gives us an "oh shit" look. As Munoz gets closer to the camera, we then see the next scene start. Later we see this guy chained up, so we do find out what happened to him. But I had to wonder why the guy couldn't get away. There are a few flashbacks that tell the back story for Munoz, and they feel randomly placed. We get the first one before we even hit the ten minute mark.

The acting doesn't help push the story along. It actually feels very flat to my surprise. I know who Ashley Laurence is of course, who still looks very good, but I didn't know the others. From what I was reading, Shaun Kurtz was on a popular TV show for a while there. It wasn't bad acting like that didn't know their lines. At least it didn't really feel that way to me. It was just that they rarely showed any emotion. Actually the worst at doing that were Ashley Laurence and Thomas Calabro. In Ashley's case her character was going through a hard time. She was supposed to be separated, and was having problems with a detective bothering her. So I guess I can understand her being a little cold, even though she was the one pushing for a relationship with Sam. I actually thought the best actor was the guy that played the part of the pimp, if that tells you anything. Even though there wasn't much for effects heading into the end of the movie, they didn't look half bad. They could have been better, but they weren't the worst I have ever seen either. But then we do get to the end of the movie, and things go from not bad to very bad. They went with some CGI effects and they are some of the worst I have ever had to watch. I mean these just went beyond painful.

One scene that got me talking to the TV was when a different hooker was being chased around. She was with a guy when the scene starts. She is pulled through the truck window, and the john basically just sits there. He doesn't try to help, doesn't try to get away himself, and he doesn't even bother to roll the window up. He has something of a stare off with the guy trying to do the kidnapping, before getting killed. The woman runs off before that happens, yet he catches up with her in no time at all. Of course it would have helped if she ditched the heels. It's very hard to run in heels. I'm disappointed that I picked this one up, but that is the chance I took when I got it. I'm sure some of the other movies I picked up won't be great either. The only saving grace is that I didn't pay anywhere near full price. Not sure I can even suggest this one for one of the actors. I hate to give it my lowest rating because at least some of the acting wasn't too bad, but Chill comes very close to getting it.
2 out of 5 The ending didn't make a lot of sense either

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Some Popcorn With My Movies

If you have ever used Netflix then you probably noticed that you can add some DVDs that Netflix doesn't actually have. They show up in your DVD queue, but are in a section called Saved DVDs. They say they do this in order to see if there is enough demand in the DVD in order for them to buy it. I have had some taken out and placed into my DVD queue a few times, so obviously they do pay attention to it. I have also had DVDs taken out of my queue and placed in the Saved section. I don't know if that means they had the DVD but it got lost or broken so they haven't replaced it, or what it means. I did notice though that some of the DVDs in the Saved section can be watched through Instant Watch. Popcorn (1991) was one of the movies I could watch in this way. I figured I might as well go ahead and watch it this way before it was taken out completely.

Maggie (Jill Schoelen) has been having dreams lately. In the dreams she sees a little girl running away from a man with a beard. When she wakes up from the dream, she grabs her tape recorder and talks about the dream while she can still remember it. She doesn't know why she is having the dreams, or what they mean. Her goal for recording what she is dreaming about is to make a movie out of it. Maggie is taking classes at her local college, but the film students are getting pushed around. They don't have a place to call their own at the college, and the other departments keep kicking them out. In order to get some respect, they have come up with a money raising idea, to have an all night horror movie festival. Not just any movies mind you, but ones with gags that get the audience more involved with the movies. They do things, like chairs that shock during the Electric Man, and unleash different smells during another movie. These are things they no longer do at the movies. Maggie thinks she sees that man she has been dreaming of, soon after the theater opens. Unknown to Maggie, her fellow students are being killed off.

I decided to go with Popcorn mostly because Jill Schoelen happens to be in it. I could be wrong, but I think the only movie I had watched her in is the original The Stepfather. I liked her in that movie, so was looking forward to watching another movie she was in. This movie got its name from an element in the movie that was later removed. The producers still liked the name though, so they stuck with it. Popcorn seems like it was doomed to start with though. Three weeks after shooting began, Jill Schoelen replaced Amy O'Neill. Director Alan Ormsby was replaced by Mark Herrier as well. The end result is a not so great movie. It starts off pretty good, and there is a fairly interesting back story to the dreams Maggie is having. Things start to fall apart once the movies within the movie begin. All the movies shown were made up, even though the gags that go with them have been used before. I guess I understand wanting to show off these movies as well, but there were plenty of times they force us to watch these movies, when it feels like they should be advancing the plot in some way instead. It was neat to see the audience reacting to the movies and gags, but it was shown way too often. Something I didn't really understand is why the majority of the audience showed up in costumes. I don't recall the film students saying anything about asking people to do this. So it was confusing to me why a bunch of people would just decide to show up for movies dressed up in costumes.

Plot holes seem to be another major problem for Popcorn. Once they let on to who the killer is, you start to wonder how he could be in two places at once. I'm sure if I watched it again, I would see I am mistaken about some places in the plot. But I know there are times when the killer is accounted for elsewhere, yet things happen when the killer couldn't have been there. A movie mistake is when the theater loses power. To give the audience something to do, they bring out a band while they try to get power back up. The band is using an electronic keyboard and guitar. If the power is out, how are they able to play these instruments? This leads to another plot hole. The power went out towards the end of a movie, but when the power comes back (which was never explained by who or how it was done), the next movie starts, even though everyone working at the theater was either dead or doing something else when the power came back up. Not really important to the plot, but still annoying.

The effects for Popcorn are minor when it comes to the gory effects. A couple of people get run through by a giant bug, but no blood shows up on the floor when this happens though. The killer has a pretty cool look. I don't know anything about mask making, but I would think it takes longer, and is harder, than they make it appear in this movie. The killer is all burnt, so uses masks to look more normal, and to appear as other people. Once you see the killer without a mask though, you have to wonder how the killer looks so normal even with a mask on. The acting is pretty good, and I was surprised to see so many people I knew from other movies. Dee Wallace, Tom Villard, Kelly Jo Minter, Ray Walston and Tony Roberts are some of the actors I knew. You can also find Derek Rydall, Malcolm Danare, Elliott Hurst, Ivette Soler, Freddie Simpson, and Karen Witter.

People who liked Popcorn defend it by saying it was meant to be light hearted. I agree, a little bit at least, but that doesn't excuse the big plot holes. It was fun to see Jill Schoelen, who I realize now that I watched in D.C. Cab. I didn't care for her too much in this movie though. I'm not sure if it was just her character I didn't like or her acting. I think I would have liked this one more if they had worked on the plot more. The movies within the movie did interact with the main plot at times, but I felt they spent too much time showcasing them. If you are interested in seeing this one for one of the actors, or feel it is something you would like, then go for it. I thought it could have been a lot better than it was though.
2 out of 5 An all night festival does sound fun

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Rest In Peace Corey

As you all probably know by now, Corey Haim passed away yesterday at the age of 38. I can't really call myself a fan of Corey's, but that is mostly because his rise to fame came when I was just a baby. That isn't to say that I haven't enjoyed the movies he was in though. As a horror fan, I remember him well in Silver Bullet, and of course Lost Boys. I remember him on other films as well, with License To Drive coming to mind right away. The news didn't hit me like I am sure it did some people, but I was still sad over his passing. I'm sure he was loved by many, and will be missed by many more.

The convention I will be going to this year, I attended last year as well. It was the last weekend of March, like it will be this year. Corey Haim was one of the guests there at the convention. At the time I went in on a budget, which meant I had to cut autographs pretty much completely out. I had to get one when I noticed Amy Steel was there though. By the end of the third day, I was happy to see that I still had money in my pocket. So I was proud that I didn't get too wild with my money while there. I did see Corey while I was there, but I didn't go up to talk to him. Since I wasn't going to be getting any autographs, I figured the guests didn't really want me talking to them. I know they are there to meet the fans, but they are also there to make money. If I am keeping them busy talking to them, and not getting an autograph, then they are losing money. I guess I just felt silly talking to them until they ask if I wanted anything signed. Then I would get to say something stupid like: Umm....no.

Anyway, got off track there, I did stand around and watch some of the guests, including Corey. I remember that I didn't like his glasses, the lenses had a yellow tint to them. Even though he looked older, of course, he still looked a lot like the Corey from the movies in the '80s. He seemed like he was having a blast meeting the fans, and sometimes having his picture taken with them. If I remember correctly, his mother was there with him as well. On the convention web site, they did a little tribute to Corey. They linked a video that was made at the convention party that they have every year. G. Tom Mac is performing the song, Cry Little Sister live for everyone at the party. Corey Haim, Brooke McCarter and Chance Michael Corbitt (two of the vampires from Lost Boys) join in as well. I thought I would pass the video on to everyone here.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Snuff Them All Part Two

I have good news and bad news. I think I will start with the bad news first. The video store that I rent movies from is closing down. You would think with Netflix I wouldn't have the need to rent movies. But sometimes I don't feel like waiting on Netflix. From what I heard, the store is closing in part because of Netflix, and I'm sure RedBox had something to do with it as well. There is another rental store near me, but this one that is closing is much closer. The bad news is, in a way, the good news though. Because they are closing up, they are selling everything, and I do mean everything. This was good news to me because I have added 50 DVDs to my collection so far. I am buying them used of course, so this makes them much cheaper. I have spent just over $200 for the 50 DVDs, but I figure that is a hell of a lot better than if I bought them all new. Not all movies are horror movies. I did pick up the likes of Whip It, Watchmen, Push, and District 9. Some purchases are movies I have watched already, but didn't have on DVD, like The Unborn, Friday The 13th (remake), The Ruins, and Holloween 2. I wasn't going to get the ones I have already watched, but I couldn't pass them up with them going so cheap! I said so far because their core movies, movies no longer considered new releases in other words, are being sold at 3 for $12. That isn't a bad price really, but I am hoping they will go even cheaper once the store is about to close for good. I believe this is the last week it will stay open, so I will see what happens. If they don't reduce the prices even more, then it's no big deal. Not like I really need more movies right now, or to spend the money.

The first movie I picked out to watch from this new batch of movies was Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008). The movie starts off by telling us that this isn't a sequel, but a prequel. It sort of picks up the story where the first movie left off. They tell us that over 200 snuff films were found after the events in 2007, and this is the story of the first tape. From there we see a recently married couple drive into the Meadow View Inn, where they check into room number six. Unknown to them, the managers of the Inn, Gordon (David Moscow) and Reece (Brian Klugman), have set up video cameras in order to record all the action that goes on. They are selling these "porn" tapes to the same truck driver that we meet in the first movie. After the married couple leaves, a Mr. Smith (Scott G. Anderson) checks in with a younger woman. Gordon sends him to room six, thinking he has another porn movie in the works. What he gets though is Smith murdering the woman instead. When the truck driver sees this tape, Smith (who has been tied up by Gordon and Reece) makes a deal with them all. Smith thinks the real money is in making snuff films, and is more than happy to do the killings. as long as he gets a cut of the money from them. Enter Jessica (Agnes Bruckner) with her boyfriend Caleb (Travis Wright), who are traveling to meet his parents, along with Caleb's best friend, Tanner (Arjay Smith). Will they be the first snuff film to go out from this Inn?

My first thought when I discovered that Vacancy 2 was actually a prequel was: what is the point? Okay, so it is the first tape that they made, so we get to see the start of it all. But at the same time, we know now that this has been going on for many years, and many tapes have been made. So obviously these people will die, right? As it turns out, that wasn't actually the case, not completely anyway. In order to avoid a lot of confusion for some people, I think it would have made more sense to have a new set of guys starting out somewhere else after what happened in the first movie. The confusion begins when we discover this is a different place than from the first movie. I was, and I'm sure everyone else, was expecting the same place. On thinking about this though, it makes sense that they would move their operation to a different place after a while. Only so many missing people can be covered up in the same area after all. To add to the confusion, Gordon looks a lot like the manager from the first movie. Different name, but for all we know he could have changed it over the years. Later we find out they aren't the same guy, but they maybe should have hired someone that didn't look so much like the guy from the first movie to avoid the confusion over it. The only actual returning cast member is Scott G. Anderson, but I wouldn't have known that if it wasn't for IMDb. He is only listed as "Killer" for the first movie.

Since this was going direct to DVD, at least I assume that was the plan for it, they still put it in front of the ratings board, who gave it an R rating. They should have either pushed the R rating, or gone for broke with an unrated movie like so many other straight to DVD movies do these days. The newlyweds do end up having sex, but are more or less fully clothed when they do. Seriously? A newlywed couple won't take off their clothes, or at least get them out of the way enough to do more than just have sex while in their motel room? I know some people complain about unneeded nudity in movies, but this is somewhere that I expect to see at least a little bit of nudity. The effects for this movie aren't much better than the nudity actually. We get some gun shot wounds, stab wounds, and things like that. It is all pretty minor in the end. The stabbings are violent, but done in a way that they aren't all that graphic. The acting wasn't all that bad however. Agnes Bruckner has been in her share of movie, including the recent Kill Theory. She was perhaps the best actor in this film. Trevor Wright and Arjay Smith also do a nice job with their roles. Scott G. Anderson makes a pretty good bad guy, but I can't remember him from the first movie at all.

If I gave half stars with my ratings, Vacancy 2: The First Cut would probably be one of the films I would give one to. The first movie pretty much kept everything at the motel. Vacancy 2 allows its characters to get away (at least for a little bit), into the woods around the motel. This was nice since it changed things up a little bit. With the acting being good, it was at least half way there to being a good movie at the very least. But without any real tension going on, even though who got killed and sometimes how did surprise me a little bit, this one didn't have much going for it. It was obvious that Smith and crew had not thought everything out yet, but I still think they could have done this better with a new group of people, and calling it a sequel. It would have added to the guess work by doing that it seems to me. Throw in a bad ending, and I have to put Vacancy 2: The First Cut into the lower of the two ratings I was considering for it.
2 out of 5 Can a shotgun be fired while underwater?

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Lock Down For Zombies

I was going to watch a different movie tonight, but my DVD player wouldn't play it. I tried a different movie to see if it was the DVD or my player. It is getting old but it's still chugging along. Dead Men Walking (2005) played fine, so I'm assuming it was just the other DVD. I will try watching it on a different player later today when everyone else is gone. On the movie buying front, I think I am done now. I have a ton more movies for my own collection, and I should be getting to those this next week. I promise I will explain how many, and how I got them, very soon. I suppose I could buy more yet, but I figure I have already spent more than I probably should have. Anyway, since Dead Men Walking was willing to play, that is what I ended up watching.

The movie opens with Travis (Brandon Stacy) killing some people who don't look so good. Just as the police bust in he tries to take his life, but is out of bullets. On orders by the CDC, he is sent to a maximum security prison. Samantha (Bay Bruner) from the CDC shows up to interview Travis, because he was making claims of some kind of nerve agent that was easily spread. The prison meanwhile apparently has no clue as to why this guy is there, outside of him killing some people. Travis is taken from place to place within the prison puking blood on different people. Before you know it, the prison is under lock down in order to try to prevent everyone from becoming zombies.

Is it really zombies this time around? While people start off as infected, they do seem to die before coming back as a zombie and eating people. I'm not sure if they all do though. That is just one of the many problems for this movie. For a low budget zombie movie they didn't do half bad. The movie itself has a lot of special effects to be found. I found that part of the movie to be fun, but they really should have spent more time on the script. It is just common sense stuff to be honest. If the only place to take someone who might be infected with something that is a danger to everyone else is a prison, I highly doubt they wouldn't let prison officials know about it ahead of time. Even after the prison doctor, after having blood puked all over him, tells a guard not to let this guy near others, what does the guard do? Leads him pass other prisoners of course. They get puked on as well, so you can see where this is going. Did you know that people inside a prison only have one set of clothes to wear? I didn't either. But anyone getting puked on never changed their clothes. I can understand not being able to once the shit hit the fan of course. People who enjoy their guns will also be annoyed by this movie. Rarely will you see a reload, and a pump action shotgun turns into an automatic.

The effects are pretty good for a low budget movie. Lots of blood and people's guts being torn out. Some complained that the guts looked too small though. Maybe they did but it was still gory. The effects could have been better at times, but I didn't see anything that looked really bad. The acting was a bit of a mixed bag for this one. Every actor seems to have their good moments and bad moments. You can also find Griff Furst, Chriss Anglin, Bobby James, James Ferris, Scott Carson, and Charles Schnerider.

Not everything about Dead Men Walking was bad as far as the movie itself went. I did like some of the directing. Like a shot of watching the zombies run down the hall. The camera was on the other side of the bars and moving along with the zombies. This gave it something like a strobe effect that looked pretty cool. Another thing that really bugged me was a fold up table keeping zombies at bay. One of the guards is behind it shooting at the zombies as the reach over trying to get him. Like they can't just push it out of the way or climb over it? Getting back to the bloody puke for a minute, I hated how a person always made sure to puke on someone else. I know at times it can't be helped, but don't most people try and miss those around them? Dead Men Walking could have been a much better movie if some more effort had been put into the script. I can't really tell you to go find it, but fans do seem to be split on it. A lot seem to like it, and a lot don't. You can put me in with the don't crowd.
2 out of 5 I hate seeing someone else puking

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Those Silly Norway Zombies

I am starting to come up with a battle plan. With my guest posts more or less done, I was trying to decide how to attack movies to watch. I have some catching up to do with Netflix stuff, I've had some for close to a month, but I have also been working in movies from their Instant Watch stuff. If I can I will be posting a picture soon of all the movies I have been buying up...but more on that later. So I decided that I will watch a movie on Instant Watch, my queue there is getting somewhat large, and then I will watch a movie I have here from Netflix. Once I am done buying up movies, I will work in movies from my own collection as well. At some point I want to do something I haven't done in over a year, a series review. I have one on mind actually. For now though, I decided to watch Dead Snow (2009) on Instant Watch. I had the DVD in my queue, but I figured I would just watch it on Instant Watch, and save Netflix a little bit of money anyway.

A group of friends, who are going through medical school together, are heading up to a cabin for a getaway and a lot of fun in the snow. Vegard (Lasse Valdal) heads to the cabin on a snowmobile, which is a ways from the road, while the others walk there. Vegard gets the cabin ready while also waiting on his girfriend, Sara (Ane Dahl Torp), who decided to set out on her own in order to ski to the cabin. After the rest of the group arrives, they all start to have a lot of fun. That night, a strange guy shows up (BjĆørn Sundquist). He warns our group about how the Nazis used to be in the area during World War Two. He tells them that the nearby town got tired of how brutal the Nazis were to the people of the town, and rose up against them. The Nazis took the gold they had stolen from the people of the town with them into the mountains, these very mountains in fact, and apparently were never heard from again. Later that night Vegard has a dream about Sara. He decides that something is wrong, so he goes in search for her. Of course I'm sure you can guess that Nazi zombies soon start to show up.

Norway seems to be putting out a lot of horror films lately. Maybe they always have, but the new ones are finding their way to this side of the world now. To me this is a good thing though. When we start getting waves of horror films, starting with Asian films, French, British, Sweden...and you name it, then that tells me the horror genre is alive and well. I didn't find that Dead Snow was a prefect film, but it was a lot of fun to watch. The plot is pretty thin. It took me a little while to put two and two together, in order to make some sense of it. Once I did though, the plot was a little easier to follow, even if there isn't much of one there. The opening sequence was fun to watch with the music and all. You should be able to figure out there is going to be a touch of comedy. It isn't an out right parody, but almost from the start it starts to make fun of itself. One of the characters makes a remark of how many movies start off with a group going to a remote cabin? I didn't find it all that funny for the most part. It had its moments though, but I think some of it was lost on me. I watched the subtitled version of the movie, you can find an English dub on the DVD, and there were times when the group would start to all talk at once. There were no, or very little, subtitles at these times. I think maybe some of the comedy might have been during these times, but I can't be sure of that. I know I complained about the plot being thin, but in truth Dead Snow was meant to be mindless fun, instead of a thinking person's film. Sometimes you just need that though.

If you like your horror more on the gory side of things, I think you will end up in love with Dead Snow. There is plenty of gore to be found once the zombies show up. Body parts go flying at times, or pulled from the body at least. Heads get pulled apart. A brain flops onto the floor. Heads get smashed in. My favorite was zombie guts being used as a sort of rope. The zombies look pretty good, but are they really zombies? As far as I could tell they didn't eat on anyone, even though a person from the group does make a mention of it. They do bite, but more often than not they will use a knife to make a kill. The down side to the effects is that it seems that someone decided there wasn't enough blood in some scenes. So they threw in some CGI blood. While this isn't real distracting, you can see where it is used. The acting came across as pretty good. I don't think any of us will know the actors, but this is the rest of the cast: Vegar Hoel, Stig Frode Henriksen, Charlotte Frogner, Evy Kasseth RĆøsten, Jeepe Laursen, Jenny Skavlan, and Ƙrjan Gamst.

I noticed a lot of people who don't like Dead Snow using one of two reasons. One was that this movie wasn't very original. I can't say that I have watched very many movies with a lone cabin in the mountains, with Nazi zombies roaming around, can you? The other reason people use is not enough information is dropped. What the story tells us is a fine line. I hate it when a plot holds my hand and feels the need to explain everything. On the flip side though, if not enough is told, it can become a little confusing. With Dead Snow you can put things together a little bit at least. Put the opening sequence together with Vegard's dream and you can figure out some things. We are never told why the one guy gives a warning of sorts. We are never told why or how the Nazis are zombies. The zombies range from hard to kill, to easy to kill. Even though it did bug me a little as to why the guy told his story about Nazis, in the end none of that stuff really mattered. As I said, have fun with this movie and don't over think it. It was just a fun zombie movie with plenty of gore to go around. I loved it all the more because of that.
4 out of 5 Slippery guts aren't the best rope, but it looks cool as hell

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part Eleven

Will these things never end? Actually this is my next to last guest post, so yes they will. The last guest post won't show up for a while yet. Since I have everyone's attention though, I want to take the time, before getting to this installment of the guest posts, to thank everyone for taking the time to write for me and my blog. I enjoyed reading everyone's thoughts about their favorite movies. Hopefully I can come up with something else for everyone to write about for another day. Truly though, a big thank you from my heart. For all of you that didn't write for me, a big fuck you! Actually everyone I asked did write for me. Either I'm a very nice person, or I can sure sweet talk people.

I said that CRwM is like a best friend to me as far as other bloggers go. Today's guest post is from the person that comes in a very close second to that spot. I think Cattleworks discovered my blog through one of Stacie's Final Girl Film Club posts that I did. Since he actually stuck around, I quickly linked up with his blog, But What I Really Want To Do Is Direct. To my surprise, Cattleworks was actually thrilled by this. Even though he disappears for long periods sometimes, I always enjoy it when he is around. Almost every comment that he leaves makes me laugh. You have to like someone that can do that, you know? When I discovered that Cattleworks was actually in a movie, even if it was just a small part, I somehow talked him into cutting my teeth on interviewing someone. I had never tried doing that before, so I really appreciated that he let me try it out on him for my first time.

Cattleworks told me in his email for the guest post that he almost hates being called a guest blogger. He doesn't update his blogs (I think he still has more than one) as much as he used to. Somewhere along the line Cattleworks started to worry about the length of his posts. For myself, I try not to worry about the length of a post. I know they work out to be about the same, but I feel I just let the movie do the talking for me. By that I mean that each movie will determine the length, because I will have more or less to say about each one. As for Cattleworks, I have tried to tell him not to worry about the length and just write. Part of his charm, to me anyway, is that he puts so much thought into each movie that he watches. It is obvious he likes the art of making a film, so I say take as long as it is needed to talk about it.

I will turn things over to my buddy, Cattleworks, so he can tell us about one of his favorite movies:


Some day, I hope to make a movie, even if it’s just a little movie (a short subject, natch!).

That’s what I’d like to see if I’m capable of pulling off.
I think I can do it.
I certainly have passionate, opinionated, geeky discussions about filmmaking with other like-minded people!
Many films have inspired a desire within me to make movies either because they either left some sort of emotional impression on me, or have given me an idea to try something because of some technique that was used, or even, they were so sucky a movie that I thought, jeez, I think I could do better than THAT?
One such inspirational film (of the non-sucky variety) is JAWS.
I saw it when it first came out, the summer of 1975. I was 15. It was a gorgeous sunny Saturday, and my uncle Reggie and I caught a matinee screening in a packed theater at the Summit Park Mall. It must have been the first or second weekend that the film had been playing.
I don’t remember if at that age I had yet articulated to myself my passionate interest in film, but I know that I at least liked watching movies.

Now, I suppose it’s possible that some people reading this haven’t seen JAWS, particularly if they’re “younger” viewers. After 34 years (cripes!), JAWS has officially entered the realm of “old-ass, classic movies.”

So, for those unfamiliar with the basic plot: Police Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) is trying to close the beaches of the New England island community of Amity when he learns that the death of a swimmer is the result of a shark attack. Soon, the Mayor and members of the common council intercept his efforts, mindful of the lost revenue that would result from closed beaches, and they convince the sheriff that perhaps the death was actually the result of a boating accident. However, due to a growing body count, it is quite obvious that Amity does indeed have a shark problem.
Brody enlists the aid of seasoned fisherman, Quint (Robert Shaw), and marine biologist, Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss), to go out to sea and catch this man-eating mutha, which turns out to be a humongous Great White shark.

Thrills, excitement, and huge box office receipts ensue.
JAWS won three Oscars, plus another nomination for Best Picture. Besides winning for Best Sound, it also took Best Editing (Verna Fields) and Original Music Score (John Williams). The film also marked the beginning of director Steven Spielberg’s track record as a consistent home-run hitter at the box office, including directing the top grossing film of all time on three separate occasions (JAWS was his first, surpassing THE GODFATHER at the time; he later accomplished the feat again with E.T.: THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL and JURASSIC PARK).

Now, these are some things I remember from watching JAWS the first time:

Even though the film begins with the death of a swimmer, the film takes pains to not reveal the shark, which was both cool and effective. At least a third of the movie goes by before we ever really see the shark, maybe even longer. I didn’t realize they were making a point of this strategy until the third shark encounter, when two guys are trying to catch the shark at night by using a huge pot roast (or whatever that hunk of meat was), which they stick with a big-ass hook and then throw into the ocean right off the end of a pier.
Already we had seen a swimmer, Chrissy, killed while skinny dipping alone at night, and then we saw a kid, Alex Kintner, killed while playing on an inflatable raft during the day while swimming with a bunch of other people. The way we saw these two kills happen, it didn’t seem like it was out of the ordinary that we didn’t see the shark.
But with this half-assed “fishing sequence,” you saw how clever the filmmakers were being by showing the shark’s actions without actually revealing any part of the shark, not even the stereotypical dorsal fin cutting through the water!

The two fishermen throw the bait into the water, the hook being attached to a long coil of chain that’s tied off to the dock. Suddenly, the chain starts to go, uncoiling furiously off into the water: they got a bite! Unfortunately, whatever’s taking the bait is BIG, because when the chain reaches the end of its length, the whole end of the dock gets torn off into the water, with one of the men falling into the drink and being drawn out away from shore.
Now, already, based on the first two kills, we as an audience know one thing, and that is: don’t go in the freaking water! So, you could easily build suspense just by dropping anyone into the ocean and filming them swimming frantically to get out of the water before they get bitten in the ass.
But director Spielberg and editor Fields go one better. They show you the shark’s presence—via the end of the pier that got dragged out into the water. Suddenly we see the pier stop, and the whole thing turns around in the water.
BRILLIANT.
Everybody in the theater’s like: “Oh, shit.”

We were already nervous about the poor schmuck splashing his way back to shore. But by seeing the pier turn around in the water-- and HEADING TOWARDS the swimmer—we know for sure that the guy’s dead unless he gets out of the water.

Shortly thereafter, any time I saw a horror film featuring a monster or killer beast, I’d always be critical about the filmmakers revealing the whole creature early on in the film (of course, I can’t think of any examples of this now… grrr!). The “less is more” strategy, letting the audience’s imagination do a lot of the heavy lifting, seemed a solid approach towards starting a horror film, and my main frame of reference for this opinion was JAWS.

I think director Christophe Gans was inspired by Spielberg’s work on JAWS during the beginning of Gans’ French period horror film, BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF (2001), the way he depicts a young Gallic woman being brutally killed by something unseen but definitely large and ferocious. The scene recalls the way Chrissy is attacked, except instead of being in the water, we’re on a grassy mountain. Instead of Chrissy hanging onto a buoy, the French women clings to a rock outcropping.
True, it’s common knowledge among film fans that one of the reasons Spielberg chose this coy and clever strategy was out of necessity. “Bruce” the shark, the mechanical shark(s) they built (there were actually three—a full shark, a “left to right” half of a shark and a “right to left” half of a shark) was temperamental, to say the least. In the one documentary on the anniversary DVD, Richard Dreyfuss talks about how the crew people had radios to talk to each other, and throughout the summer while shooting on the island, all you overheard on these radios was, “The shark is not working today…repeat… the shark is not working today…”
So, Spielberg had to come up with a different way of “showing” the shark. Plus, editor Fields kept pushing for “less is more” as well, so between the two of them, they came up with arguably a more effective and scarier killer shark movie.

That behind the scenes story is influential, too; the idea of limitations actually improving a film. Robert (EL MARIACHI) Rodriguez also talks about the curse of what he calls Hollywood’s “money hose” as a supposedly creative solution for any problem. And, coincidentally, I just read a quote today from Orson Welles: "The absence of limitations is the enemy of art."

Finally, regarding this subject from Spielberg himself on IMDb.com:

“I'm as guilty as anyone, because I helped to herald the digital era with JURASSIC PARK (1993). But the danger is that it can be abused to the point where nothing is eye-popping any more. The difference between making JAWS (1975) 31 years ago and WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005) is that today, anything I can imagine, I can realize on film. Then, when my mechanical shark was being repaired and I had to shoot something, I had to make the water scary. I relied on the audience's imagination, aided by where I put the camera. Today, it would be a digital shark. It would cost a hell of a lot more, but never break down. As a result, I probably would have used it four times as much, which would have made the film four times less scary. JAWS is scary because of what you don't see, not because of what you do. We need to bring the audience back into partnership with storytelling.”
 
Another aspect of JAWS that made an impression on me was how neat some of the filmmaking technique was, even though I was caught up in the storytelling.

For instance, there are two things I remember happening in the beach sequence where Brody is nervously watching the swimmers from the beach.
Prior to this scene on the beach, Chrissy has already been killed, and Brody was first informed that it was a shark attack that was responsible. Shortly thereafter, the Mayor and some members of the Common Council inform Brody that the coroner may have been mistaken, and it was probably a boat propeller that killed the girl.
Additionally, Brody is not a fan of the water, despite the fact that he’s the sheriff of a beach community. So, all this is playing into his anxious scrutiny of everybody that’s frolicking in the water.

There are a couple short moments in the whole sequence where some of the edits are hidden by people walking by the camera.

The first time, the camera moves into Brody as he sits on the beach, and we see him totally focused on everybody on the beach and specifically in the water.
The camera shows Brody watching, then cuts closer to him, and then one more time to a close-up of his face. Each time there is a cut, somebody walks by, out of focus and totally blocking the camera’s view. When they clear the camera, we’ve moved closer. It’s a subtle bit, but it’s really neat.
A few moments later, they use the technique again, this time cutting back and forth from Brody watching, to what he’s watching: a large woman floating alone in an inner tube. We see Brody, cut to the woman, cut to Brody, cut to the woman but this time, something black is in the water breaking the surface just behind her and moving in her direction, cut to Brody sitting up in his chair, concerned, cut to the woman and whatever was swimming along the surface has decended, but then we see this old guy wearing a black rubber cap breaking the surface of the water in front of her… a false alarm! … cut to Brody’s facially reacting to this with relief and annoyance. And all the cuts are done with the seamless “passerby method” again.
Seamless cuts, very smoothly executed. Very cool. I noticed that and thought that was pretty sharp.
The next thing that has permanently affixed itself to my memory from this beach sequence is right after the shark actually does show up and attacks the Kintner boy.
When Brody realizes a shark has struck, and its quite obvious that a big fish is responsible and not some boat, we have this great looking camera move: the camera physically tracks straight into Brody, while the lens is simultaneously zooming out. It’s a really impressive, dramatically visual effect, and it also symbolizes the terrible physical feeling of horror Brody must be having seeing his worst fears realized.
Through the magic of google, (specifically at brokenprojector.com) I learned that this camera technique goes by several names:

The effect was first constructed and executed for Hitchcock by cameraman Irmin Roberts [in the film VERTIGO]. The effect is also known as: Dolly Zoom, Hitchcock Zoom, Vertigo Effect, Zolly, Zido, Telescoping, Contra Zoom, Trombone Shot or Push/Pull Effect. Technically, the effect is known as Track in/ Zoom out or Zoom in/ Dolly out.

I’ve seen this camera move a few times since, and sometimes employed in completely different contexts.

For instance, in GOODFELLAS (1990), Robert De Niro as Jimmy Conway and Ray Liotta as Henry Hill facing each other in profile in a window booth of a diner. Hill realizes during the conversation that his long-time friendly underworld relationship with Conway has completely changed for the worst. The track in/zoom out maneuver emphasizes visually the literal change in Hill’s world.
Or, in POLTERGEIST (1982), when at the end of the movie, actress JoBeth Williams is in the hallway and looking at the door to the “possessed bedroom” where her children are being terrorized. As she starts to run towards the door, they use the dolly zoom and it looks like she’s literally running in place and the house itself is extending the distance between her and her children. It’s pretty cool!
However, visually (as well as contextually) the situations are different from what’s happening with Brody.
I guess this dolly zoom has been used more often in recent horror films when characters are suddenly surrounded, let’s say, by zombies or whatever, and they suddenly realize they’re trapped or in “totally deep shit,” to use the preferable psychological terminology, and this particular use of the dolly zoom is closer in keeping to the way Spielberg uses it in JAWS. In other words, the character has a sudden awful realization about his situation, and the dolly Zoom emphasizes the extreme emotional shift the character is experiencing.
Probably because it was the first time I had seen this distinctive camera technique, this example from JAWS remains my favorite use of this camera maneuver, but it also sticks in my memory because of the way it was carefully set-up and also how effectively it was executed.

One of the other things Spielberg does in JAWS is play honestly with the audience. He may be manipulating your emotions, to take you on a thrill ride throughout, but his manipulation is honest and well-crafted, not cheap.

For instance, the very famous, and simple, notes of music that precede the shark’s appearances, is a great emotional trigger for the audience to get nervous. It is undeniably a great device. John Williams deserved his Academy Award for writing much more than those handful of notes over and over and in a variety of orchestrations, but having said that, those few notes are pretty freaking effective. That musical cue is right up there in horror film history in terms of simple effectiveness, I think, with the “kill kill kill, ha ha ha” of Friday the 13th.
But what’s impressive is the filmmakers don’t cheapen the use of the “shark music cue” by utilizing it falsely, simply to get a rise out of the audience. And there’s a sequence where they definitely could have done that.
When it’s the big Fourth of July weekend, Brody and Hooper are convinced that there’s still a shark out there (even though another shark has been caught) but the Mayor insists the beaches stay open. So, the beaches are loaded up with tourists while Brody tries to compensate with more lifeguards and boat patrols.
Visually, it’s similar to what happened before the Kintner boy’s death. We’re in the water, our POV is at water level, and at times, we’re actually underwater looking up at all the swimmers splashing around everywhere. As an audience we’re very expectant of some shark induced mayhem. In fact, holy crap, the top of a shark fin just cruised by some oblivious swimmers!
And I remember watching this and thinking, something’s up, but not what we think. Because they’re NOT using the shark music cue. The absence of music during this sequence is very striking. And I was right, it turned out it was a false alarm: after a lot of screaming and hundreds of panicky swimmers getting their terrified asses out of the water, it’s revealed to humorous effect that it was two kids with a fake fin scaring people. But without articulating it (at the time), I think I appreciated how Spielberg wouldn’t stoop to bringing out that damn piece of music just to get a rise out of you. There was no music at all throughout the sequence.
And I don’t know if that influenced my attitude at all when I do see horror movies that use a certain film technique as a red herring, a DISHONEST red herring, just to get a rise out of you.
A red herring in a mystery is best (I think) when we misinterpret something happening on screen—we think a character, a suspect, is guilty and then it turns out for the wrong reasons we initially thought. For instance, the suspect acts guilty, but for other reasons, not because they are a murderer, but these other reasons are logical, and their suspicious behavior is therefore appropriate.
However, I hate when suspects behave suspiciously only because you need multiple suspects to keep the audience guessing. Like in that Goldie Hawn thriller from 1991, DECEIVED. They have a “false” red herring in that movie. I can’t remember the specifics, but there’s some dude who’s a BLATANT suspect, and at the end, you realize that not only is he not the killer, but there’s no damn reason for him to have acted suspicious in the first place! BOO! CHEAP!
Now, sticking with horror movies (oops! Heh…I digressed!), in the beginning of CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984), there’s a moment after the prologue where we’re in a hotel room, I think, and the camera’s moving like the POV of a killer, and at the time I’m thinking, why is this happening? Who’s the victim? Why are we supposed to feel suspense if we don’t even know who‘s being threatened? And it turned out to be a “false” red herring. No one was actually being threatened, they were just trying to get a reaction out of the audience by pushing buttons with camera technique.
I have no problems with being led to believe something’s scary and then we discover we’re being wound up for the wrong reasons (intentionally), but to just push our buttons because it’s easy reduces the experience of emotional investment because we then see what the filmmaker will stoop to, so we no longer trust the filmmaker anymore. Grrr...!
Anyway, Spielberg and Williams didn’t do that because they trusted enough in their storytelling abilities, and that was great.

Man, I’m long-winded! Sorry.

Just a couple other things… then I’ll go away!
First, a word about the cinematic influence of a particular scene in JAWS: the scene in the boat at night between Quint, Hooper and Brody, the scene leading up to Quint’s story about the USS Indianapolis… this is a great scene.
Robert Shaw’s monologue is great, but the earlier segment where Quint and Hooper are comparing scars is also very funny. This one-upmanship of showing one’s permanent souvenirs is echoed in one of the LETHAL WEAPON movies, between Mel Gibson and Rene Russo.
But, when Kevin Smith does his version of one-upsmanship in CHASING AMY, I think he’s specifically referencing JAWS and not LETHAL WEAPON, and I think that distinction adds an another layer of humor to Smith’s scene.
In LETHAL WEAPON, Gibson and Russo are comparing past injuries. But in JAWS, Quint and Hooper are comparing scars from various encounters with sea creatures. Arguably, one could say they’re showing off scars from being “eaten”. (NOTE: when you watch the scene that’s not COMPLETELY true. Quint first talks about an arm wrestling injury he sustained with this big “Chinaman,” and as Hooper shows him a scar in response, they eventually get to scars inflicted by miscellaneous sea beasts. But, to me, Quint and Hooper are showing off how they have been “eaten.”)
In CHASING AMY, Kevin Smith does a risque spin on this notion. Friends are in a restaurant booth, and they are telling stories about physical injuries from various mishaps of “eating others...” ie. oral sex. So, I always thought that was a funny play on words, thematically speaking, by Kevin Smith, on top of the obvious humor of the scene itself. Thus, I feel Smith’s homage is to JAWS, not LETHAL WEAPON.
So, there!

Finally (no, really..!)...a bit of a confession, because this is somewhat of a negative comment about JAWS.

What??
I re-watched the movie for this review. I originally wasn’t going to because I felt I was pretty familiar with the movie, but I decided to go the whole nine yards, baby!
For Heather!
Okay, the whole nine yards would’ve been to finish this review by mid January, or even IN January… but, uh…
Anyway, so I’m watching the movie, appreciating the filmmaking and the story, bla bla bla…
It was neat catching little details, like when we’re in the water with the swimmers, how Spielberg took pains to make the audience feel like we’re also in the water. Not only is the camera at water level, it’s a great detail to hear the sound go out sometimes like our ears actually dropped beneath water level at times. It’s a little detail but it all contributes to the effect of the audience feeling like we’re right there in the water as well.
It was also nifty during the one aforementioned beach scene (when the shark attacks for the second time) to realize that we’re watching a single take when the camera first picks up the fat, uh… the large woman bather walking down the beach and into the water, then the camera picks up the Kintner boy exiting the water and we follow him to his mom who’s relaxing on a towel on the sand and he asks if he can get the inflatable raft out and go back in the water and she looks at his fingers and says, “They’re starting to prune,” but she lets him go back in for 10 more minutes, and the Kintner kid continues walking up the beach to get his raft until we rest on a close-up of Sheriff Brody in profile intently watching the beach. Spielberg was taking pains to show directly and indirectly how this sequence is about Brody’s paranoia and how HE’S watching everything and everybody on the beach and in the water.

Yeah, fine, the film’s awesome.
 
But I was also sort of judging how all the shots add up, kinda sorta.

And I came to the conclusion, surprisingly, that there’s this one whole montage—the one where all the tourists are coming into town by bike, car and boatload?-- I think that whole sequence could be cut out and it wouldn’t hurt the film.
Perhaps it would change things in a negative way in addition to shaving off a few minutes, but, maybe not.
But the film is 124 minutes. Actually I thought it was a little longer—not because I was bored by its length, but for some reason I thought the film was closer to two and a half hours long (I just thought that it was)-- but I just looked it up and it’s only over a couple hours by a few minutes. But that’s pretty much all movie. The end credits aren’t inordinately long like by today’s standards where they list all the technicians, etc. for about 10 minutes.
So, anyways, in this montage, we see various shots of tourists streaming into town, intercut with shots of Brody and Hooper both on the phone frantically calling for more manpower and equipment to try and protect the beaches. The whole sequence is set to a “classical, Aaron Copeland-ish” type of music by John Williams.
And it PAINS me to say this, but I think it’s expendable.
I really, REALLY hate to say that because I LOVE this sequence! I’m not bored by it at all! It’s a neat change-up mood-wise to everything we’ve been watching so far.
And I’ve always cherished the fact that years ago, on the radio I heard some ad for a local bank and for the background music on the ad they were using this exact piece of John Williams music that was part of the montage! I cracked up, because I had the JAWS soundtrack, so I was very familiar with the music and I knew the piece of music was entitled, “Tourists on the Menu,” and I always laughed because I figured whoever picked this music was having fun because they knew they used music from the JAWS soundtrack for a friggin’ bank ad and very few people listening would have realized it.
But watching the movie again… it arguably doesn’t SIGNIFICANTLY add anything to the movie.
The scene just prior to this montage was set outside the town billboard featuring a young woman frolicking on a rubber raft in the water, welcoming you to the town of Amity, and we see vandals have painted a shark fin in the water and her screaming (via painted word balloon) “Help me! A shark!,” or something to that effect.
The Mayor of Amity (Murray Hamilton) refuses to believe that their waters are still dangerous to swim in (because a shark was just recently captured—unfortunately, the wrong shark) and proclaims to Brody and Hooper that they are going to have their biggest Fourth of July yet!

Then we go to this tourist montage.
 
Then, we cut to Fourth of July weekend on the beach, which begins with a shot of an arcade video game where the graphic shows a shark being killed. The camera then pans from that image and we pick up Brody walking his way through a mass of people all over the beach.

I think we could have gotten away with going from the Mayor’s denial speech and cut straight to the first shot of that beach segment, which is the arcade game graphic.
Again, I’m not bored by the tourist sequence, but if I were being ruthless in the editing room, this probably would have been a deleted scene for the DVD.

Just an observation.
 
Alright, I’m going to end there.

I can go on and on rambling about different things I associate with JAWS, but I think I’ve overstayed my welcome as it is!
When I post this “review” on my own blog, I’ll add some more ramble-y, indulgent junk THEN. Like, stuff about my Uncle Reggie! (Uh, I guess that’s a warning…) And my preposterous “theory” about the kids from the fake shark fin sequence.

But, mostly, I think JAWS is simply a terrific example of filmmaking. Too bad it’s been credited (along with STAR WARS…uh, now known as “Episode 4”) with ushering in the common practice of launching blockbuster-type, escapist films in the summer, which wouldn’t be that bad a development if such movies were consistently as well made as JAWS.

And Happy Happy Anniversary, Heather! And thank you SO much for inviting me to partake in the festivities—and boring the pants off your regular readers!

Oh.

DAMMIT!

I'm Fearless Too

I see that some of you have already found my newest poll! There is a reason for it being there, so please vote when you get the chance. You may have guessed that it has something to do with the convention I plan on going to, because Clive Barker is on the list. That is if you read all my posts anyway. It does actually. The list is who will be at the convention, and I wanted to get an autograph to use as a give away once I get back from it. I figured the best way to find out which autograph to grab would be to set up a poll and let all of you decide. I made it so you can vote for more than one person, just in case the person with the most votes ends up not being there, or wants too much for an autograph, I can just move on to the person with the second most votes. I might be working now but I still have bills to pay. I won't have a lot of extra money but I do want to get an extra autograph so I can have my first ever give away. Anyway, the other day I got up early enough to work in the movie Dance Of The Vampires (1967).

Professor Abronsius (Jack MacGowran) wants to prove that vampires are real. With his assistant Alfred (Roman Polanski) in tow, they head to Eastern Europe during the winter. They reach an inn where they take refuge for a while, mostly because Abronsius is pretty frozen by the time they get there. Alfred meets Sarah (Sharon Tate), the inn-keeper's daughter, and starts to fall in love with her. They eventually see Koukol (Terry Downes), a hunchback that Abronsius believes is the human servert of a vampire. Koukol spots Sarah and tells his master about her. Count von Krolock (Ferdy Mayne) then comes and takes her back to his castle, after he bites her of course. Abronsius and Alfred head that way as well in order to try and save Sarah. Will they be able to, or will the become vampires as well?

Dance Of The Vampires, or The Fearless Vampire Hunters for the DVD release, was intended to be a spoof of the Hammer studio horror films. Polanski, who also wrote and directed, apparently thought that the vampire movies would be the easiest to spoof. I must say that I have never been a fan of movies that spoof other movies. I know a lot of people liked the Scary Movie series of films, but I never got into them. I only found one thing in them that made me laugh out loud, and that was in the fourth film. The movies that spoof other comedies, or some other movies that aren't comedies but have some comedy in them, are even worse. To make something funny that was already funny to begin with is beating a dead horse. What I feared was coming true for a while with Dance Of The Vampires. Things like Abronsius getting hit over the head with a sausage, and Alfred tripping over coffin lids over and over again, are not what I consider to be funny. They might have been humorous when I was younger, but not so much now. Even so, there were times when I did laugh, or smile some, because of the comedy. There were a few areas that are not so slapstick that I found to be much funnier. On the horror side of things, I didn't find anything all that scary, but there were times when the horror and comedy mixed very well.

Unlike Hammer horror films, at least some of them, there wasn't much going on as far as effects went. Just a little bit of blood here and there was all. The vampire teeth are perhaps the oddest looking teeth I have seen for a vampire yet. Not only did Terry Downes play the hunchback to perfection, but they also made him one of the uglier hunchbacks put on film. At least that I have watched so far. Ferdy Mayne reminded me a lot of Christopher Lee, but he actually gets to talk a lot more than Lee did. The thing I liked most about this movie though was actually seeing Sharon Tate in a movie. I know who she was of course, because she is mentioned above all others when talking about the Manson murders. This was the first time I had watched a movie with her in it though. It was neat to actually see her, and not just in still photos, but also a little weird too. Roman Polanski didn't do too bad of a job with acting. Some of my favorite scenes had to do with him actually.

Some of the things Polanski did were very cool. The best shot to me was when the humans are standing in front of a large mirror and we can clearly see the vampires behind them, but not in the mirror. Another scene that stood out was Polanski running in a circle. You will have to see it in order to catch my meaning. Even though Dance Of The Vampires got better as it went along, I never got into it completely. I guess my biggest problem that kept me from really loving this movie was the slapstick style comedy. I don't know if they did this because of the time period in which the movie was made, or if they just thought this style would work best for this movie. I admit I wasn't all the impressed with it at first, but it did improve. I think it could have been a slightly shorter movie.  It clocks in at 107 minutes, but Polanski is said to hate the shorter "American" version that was cut down to 90 minutes. I am curious to see what those that are bigger fans of the Hammer horrors have to say about this movie. I found it to be enjoyable overall, but I'm not sure I would ever sit through it all again.
3 out of 5 Run Polanski, run!