Friday, January 08, 2010

Birthday Guest Blogging Part One

A new year has appeared quicker than I thought it was going to. I was disappointed in the way last year ended, so maybe this year will go better. I didn't get the challenge completed on time sadly. You would think that since I doubled the number of posts needed for the challenge, I would have gotten it done on time. As it was, I ended up being five movies short. So close, but still so far away. Even though I didn't finish it, thanks to my computer acting up again and Blogger not saving my work, I plan on getting the last five done just so I can say I completed it. In truth, I don't feel too bad about not getting it done on time. Of all the people that tried the challenge, Hammer And Beyond, the blog that started it all, reports that I came the closest to finishing it. So there is that at least.

Today marks my fifth year as a blogger! I decided to make my return today just because of this. Even though it doesn't feel like I have been writing about horror movies for four years already, it also feels like I have been doing it a lot longer than that! I have had my ups and downs each year so far, so I don't expect this year to be any different. That being said though, I have no plans for this year. No challenges to complete, no big plans to get ready for. This year I will just sit back and wing it.

So what to do for the start of a new blogging year? I have reviewed a movie with birthday in the title before, and I have just talked about how the last year went before. Being this is the start of my fifth year though, I wanted to do something different. Outside of a few selected people, my plans have been kept secret, up until now. When I first started my blog, I honestly didn't expect to still be working on it today. I figured it would be something I would do for a while, and then drop it. When I reached my 50th post, I was excited I had made it that far. I wanted to do something different, but still keep it in the vain I had created for my blog. I ended up deciding that I would pick one my many favorite movies, and just talk about it instead of reviewing it. That has become something of a tradition for my blog. Every 50 posts I pick a favorite movie. Since I don't plan on blogging for 50 years, I decided that 5 years was a nice round number instead. It has a 5 in it, so I'm happy. Instead of making you all listen to me talk, even though I have rambled on long enough as it is, I decided I would ask my favorite people and bloggers to pick a movie that they call a favorite, and tell us all about it. I let people off the hook in that it didn't have to be a horror movie. I know that eventually I will have to dip outside of the horror genre myself. After all, a person can only have so many favorite movies. Over the next month, I will be posting guest posts, but don't worry, because I will still work in some reviews as well. Everyone I asked to do a guest post was very willing to help me out, and I can't express how grateful I am for that.

I decided that I would post the guest reviews in the order that I got them. That means the first guest posts goes to Dr. Gore's Movie Reviews. I ran across Dr. Gore's blog while reading other reviews for a movie I had just finished watching. I don't recall which movie it was now, but I guess that isn't really important. After exploring his blog, I decided I would link to it. For one, how can you not like that name Dr. Gore? He reviews mostly "B" horror movies, but will sometimes venture out to a higher profile horror movie. Dr. Gore just doesn't love horror movies though. He also has a soft spot for those movies that Cinemax was well known for. If a movie has a lot of nudity, you can be sure that Dr. Gore is one happy camper! Even though I don't know him as well as some of the other bloggers that will be appearing for this, I still count his blog as one of the few that I call a favorite. Even though I took forever to get to it, here is guest post that Dr. Gore was kind enough to write up for me:


I received an email from a fellow movie review blogger who wanted to know if I wanted to do a guest post for her blog. Mermaid Heather is having a blog anniversary and is seeing what her favorite bloggers consider their favorite movies. Glad to know I fall in her favorite bloggers category. The timing is good for me because I needed a little break from bashing painful movies and was in the mood to heap some praise on a good film. So for my guest post, (and a review on my blog), I've chosen one of my favorite movies. Pulp Fiction.

Pulp Fiction is three interwoven tales of drugs, blood, crime, dates with married junkies, fixed boxing matches, dead body disposals, and movie references galore. The first story has hit man Vincent Vega, (Travolta), taking out his bosses wife, (Uma Thurman), on a drug fueled "date". The second story follows Butch (Bruce Willis), and his quest to get his beloved watch back from gangsters and survive the day in hellish L.A. The last story goes back in time to follow Vincent and Jules, (Jackson), as they go about their business and handle the stress of having to dispose of a dead body.

Pulp Fiction starts off with hit men Vincent (Travolta) and Jules (Jackson) paying a visit to some neglectful employees of Marcellus Wallace. Vincent nonchalantly informs Jules that he has been picked to babysit Mia Wallace while Marcellus is out of town. "You going to be taking Mia Wallace out on a date?" Vincent doesn't understand what the big deal is until he meets Mia. It turns out that she is even more in love with drugs than he is. The date goes well until Mia snorts up too much white powder. The rest of the story has Vincent scrambling to make sure Mia doesn't ruin the date by dying on him.

The second story has Bruce Willis obsessing over his gold watch. He has to leave town after a rigged boxing match but can't bear to part with his watch that his father left him. His decision to return into the heart of L.A. to retrieve it will cost him a heavy price as hit men and other freaks are lying in wait for him.

The last story goes back in time to show what happened between Jules and Vincent's rendezvous with the wayward employees of Marcellus and Vincent's date with Mia. Vincent accidentally blows a guy's head off in the back of the car while discussing the merits of divine intervention. They are so frazzled by having the guy's brain's splatter all over them that they need to call in an expert on body disposals. The Wolf, (Harvey Keitel), shows up to school them on the proper way to clean a blood soaked car.

Pulp Fiction is a near perfect movie. There are so many good elements to this movie it's hard to know where to start. From the writing, to the acting, to the direction, Pulp Fiction exceeds your expectations of what a crime movie is supposed to deliver. Samuel Jackson should have won an Oscar for his performance as Jules Winnfield. Why he didn't is a true injustice. John Travolta was also amazing as Vincent Vega. Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's best movie so far. It has inspired countless imitators but none have even come close to being as potent as Pulp Fiction.

But for me, Uma Thurman was the highlight of Pulp Fiction. If you don't fall in love with Uma Thurman after watching Pulp Fiction you are not human. Although I don't obsess over Uma's feet like Tarantino does, it's easy to see how men can fall under her spell. Her "date" with Travolta is a classic scene. Tarantino films her as if he is completely smitten with her and it's hard not to agree with him. Every look and gesture she portrays makes you a believer in her seductive charm.

Pulp Fiction is a must see movie. It has everything you could possibly want from a movie. It excels as entertainment and as cinema.

SCORE: 4 out of 4 Mia Wallace dates

13 comments:

C.L. Hadden said...

Hi Heather!
Just wanted you to know I enjoy your blog - and that I gave you a 'One Lovely Blog Award'... read about it here:
http://fascinationwithfear.blogspot.com/2010/01/id-like-to-thank-academy.html

Love you site;)
Christine @ FWF

Jed Cooper said...

Howdy Miss Heather, and first maam, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your incredible blog. Second welcome back sweet lady, you have been missed and more, lol. I am probably three shades grayer from worrying about you, you incredible Miss Meanie you (sticks out tongue and wiping forehead).

It just plum ain't nice to worry us old farts like this maam. I saw my family doctor last week to get results of blood work they had done, and my surgeon this week. Both wanted to know why my blood pressure was unusually high for me. I just grinned and said I reckon I had a lot on my mind right now. So based on that I have had to conclude that you can be dangerous to my health, Miss Mermaid. But shucks maam, I reckon I can think of much worse ways to go too (grinning).

Sorry life did not allow you to finish your challenge on time. I know how goal-oriented your life is for you sweet lady, and know you really wanted to "get her done". But life is like that far too often it seems too. You gave it one hell of a run, so congrats on your efforts. I still look forward to reading the remaining reviews on those last five flicks too.

I am a bit confused over something you wrote too smart lady. Are you saying your fifth year will also be your last year as a blogger? I sure hope not Miss Heather. You have a real talent for writing/sharing your feelings and thoughts on horror movies. I personally hope you are still blogging in 50 years, and just hope I am around to see quite a few more of them too sweet lady. So inquiring minds sure would like a clarification on that one maam.
(You really don't want to shoot my blood pressure back up to unusual levels for me do you maam (batting my eyes and hoping they will work!!!)

I thoroughly enjoyed reading Dr. Gore's thoughts on PULP FICTION. It is a movie I have always enjoyed watching and is in my dvd collection as well. I have to agree that Mr. T does appear to have a soft spot for Miss Thurman. She was his primary star in Kill Bill I and II as well. I think as a director he has a gift in bringing out the most from those in his films.

A very nice start for your month of guest reviews, and I am looking forward to reading the others as well. Of course I would be lying if I did not say I am looking more forward to reading your thoughts too maam. So when you get the chance, please give your fans another of you great posts (smiling, tips my hat).

Emily said...

Happy 5th anniversary/blog birthday and here's to 45 more!

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Quentin Tarantino is a load of old rubbish and so are all of his films.

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Mermaid Heather started swimming 5 years ago and I'm glad I was part of the celebration.

It's very cool that my blog figures into your favorites. It makes me a happy camper. Like "Woman's Camp 119" or "SS Hell Camp". Or any camp run by the mighty Ilsa.

I find honesty to be the best policy when writing reviews. Sometimes that makes me admit sleazy exploitation scenes thrill me. Actually I often admit that. And when you start branching out from horror movie reviews, might I suggest some late night Cinemax reviews? A mermaid's take on "Call Girl Wives" could be very entertaining.

Happy Blogging Birthday!

Doc

Heather Santrous said...

I will be very honest here. If it wasn't for the plans I had made for the 5th year started, I would have left my blog behind. That is how frustrated I was feeling at the time. Between my computer, and the web site not saving my work, I just didn't give a shit anymore.

Maybe I would have come back to it after I had cooled down. As it is right now, I'm still frustrated but at least it is saving my work again, so I'm feeling better about things. Not ready to throw in the towel just yet so I will be around longer.

Jed Cooper said...

My blood pressure and I both thank you immensely sweet lady for deciding to stay around (grinning, clapping, tips my hat).

Jay Clarke said...

Happy 5th year Heather!

Excellent choice Dr. Gore, PF is defintely in my top ten films of all time.

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Heather, Heather, Heather. Please give a shit. It's clear from the responses to your blog that there are plenty of people who read your mermaid thoughts.

You see Heather, blogging is a lot like swimming. Sometimes you get cramped up and can't go on. But don't let a misbehaving computer crash your blog into oblivion. Sometimes you have to ignore that cramp to swim on.

Besides, nothing excites geeks more than horror movie loving women. Now if you'd just branch out into a genre I know you'll enjoy, Woman's Prison movies, I'd be a very happy camper.

Aaron said...

Don't quit, Heather! I know it doesn't mean much from me considering I've quit about 20 times already, but just take a break and come back if you need to. Or just get a new fucking computer. I usually do themes as to what movies I review just to make it interesting, but I think I might do the Final Girl 101010 challenge this year just to keep myself from getting bored. It'll be like a horror movie scavenger hunt or something! You should do it too.

Heather Santrous said...

I haven't given up yet. I have been getting more comments than I used to, I'm glad for that. Leaving comments isn't required of course, but it does let me know people are reading at least.

As for the challenge that Stacie has set on herself, I think I will pass on that. I did the 999 Challenge last year and came up just short. I was just wanting to take it easy this year, not worry about challenges or anything like that.

Thanks for the pep talk there Doc. Does this mean that you have cured me? lol

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Heather,

As your B-movie doctor, I prescribe a vigorous diet of B-movies that run the gamut from Vitamin E(Exploitation) to Vitamin W(W.I.P. movies). This will clear your head and help you to breathe easier. Take all those swimming lessons to heart as your lungs burn while watching these movies and press on. For as we know, people are watching mermaid Heather so they can see her swim through the horror pool.

Doc

cattleworks said...

Heather!
As usual, I'm a bit behind the times, but although belated, a VERY sincere Happy 5th Anniversary to you and your wonderful blog!!
Like Jed, I was a bit worried to read what seemed to be an unofficial farewell, but I'm glad that you decided to stay with us!
As a personal thank you, I promise to be more visible in the comments here... among other things...

As for Dr. Gore's choice in films to review, PULP FICTION is an excellent selection! Definitely one of my favorite films!
Turner Classic MOvies has a regular program where they screen what they call "The Essentials," movies that make a difference.
I was trying to think of what movies would make MY personal list of "Essentials" and PULP FICTION is definitely one of them.

Finally, I'm totally cheating on trying to finish up MY 999 Movie Challenge from last year! I'm trying to use January to see the rest of the 81 films I missed last year. Hmmm, you were 5 short, huh? Not bad! I'm right behind you... as of Jnuary 1st, I only needed to see SIXTY-SEVEN more films, I think...

I may spill in to February...